The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXII

Zoren 370 · 03-10-2019, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty

Knowing you. You would keep the new stuff and give me the used stuff.

Why have so little faith in me..I know how to treat good friends in need.
Like with my friend Clay Torres ( read it fast) when we where stranded in the dessert of Dubai I had to whring out sweat out of my underwear so he can drink from extreme dehydration to survive.

Unfortunately he is dead now 2 years ago for some abdominal sepsis unknown to medical field. I miss him

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RIP my friend.

Zoren 370 · 03-10-2019, 07:16 AM

Btw I should not be posting here anymore as I was told by Clint Eastwood Im banned from this thread.

Anyway anything you need or ask about any medical issues you guys need..should be address to my good looking secretary ERIC

Not the red addict Erik as his has a K which means KILLJOY or Klabeng! In our own native language means Gay!

Ask Axmeia? or Ralf forum member he will know.

Eric would be using my signature name in the forum as ...Zoren is out of this building still recovering from that accidental circumcision. I was told with the new stem cell technology it should grow back 2 inches.

I’ll be watching this forum like a peeping Tom. So behave yourself otherwise Clint Eastwood will give a you a taste of his 44Mag Punk!

And you JC stop using your power tools in massaging your nuts! For goodness
sake!

Buy a fuc*ing Doll! I have a link should you need it. Its on cupcakez thread.
Spooler is already having therapy with that link I posted he doest rant anymore reading that poor guys build! He is just jealous. Lol

So long my fellow Z lovers. Peace out!
My Swan Song on a blessed Sunday!

Who cares about you Zoren- good riddance your out forever!

JARblue · 03-10-2019, 07:17 AM

Happy Daylight Savings Day

old guy · 03-10-2019, 07:25 AM

Got home at 8am, going to bed. I'll be up by 1 pm, out the door at 2 to be at work at 3pm

seems like I lost an hour somewhere

Good night, good day, what ever......later

Rusty · 03-10-2019, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Btw I should not be posting here anymore as I was told by Clint Eastwood Im banned from this thread.

Anyway anything you need or ask about any medical issues you guys need..should be address to my good looking secretary ERIC

Not the red addict Erik as his has a K which means KILLJOY or Klabeng! In our own native language means Gay!

Ask Axmeia? or Ralf forum member he will know.

Eric would be using my signature name in the forum as ...Zoren is out of this building still recovering from that accidental circumcision. I was told with the new stem cell technology it should grow back 2 inches.

I’ll be watching this forum like a peeping Tom. So behave yourself otherwise Clint Eastwood will give a you a taste of his 44Mag Punk!

And you JC stop using your power tools in massaging your nuts! For goodness
sake!

Buy a fuc*ing Doll! I have a link should you need it. Its on cupcakez thread.
Spooler is already having therapy with that link I posted he doest rant anymore reading that poor guys build! He is just jealous. Lol

So long my fellow Z lovers. Peace out!
My Swan Song on a blessed Sunday!

Who cares about you Zoren- good riddance your out forever!

Wonder which one of the multiple personalities this is?

Think there was 3 of them in that post.

bunk · 03-10-2019, 07:33 AM

Morning folks!

God-Speed · 03-10-2019, 07:36 AM

Good Sunday Morning All. Daylight Savings is here. That means that Spring and Summer is not to far away. Thank goodness. Anyway hope you all have a good one today.

bunk · 03-10-2019, 07:40 AM

My brother almost got me in trouble yesterday. We took him out for lunch. Our waitress was pretty hot. After lunch the gf went window shopping and I was asking my brother if he saw how hot the waitress was. The gf comes back and brother told her, hey my brother wants you to get the waitresses number for me so we could share.

I farted on his arm later in the day by accident

bunk · 03-10-2019, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I've worked with some real alky's. I was an amateur compared to this guys. Seen the one guy take a loaf of bead. Poke a small hole in the end of the bag. and pour aftershave through the bead to filter it. Then drink what comes out of the hole.

That's hard core!

Must've been the same alcoholic in my old unit. We were deployed to the middle east, no alcohol to be found. This dude hordes all the odoules near beer he could muster and would try to get drunk off the little alcohol content they had... and mouthwash as well..

bunk · 03-10-2019, 08:44 AM

Meanwhile, my squad leaders wife was shipping us the little duty free alcohol that came 8n little bottles. The LT was perplexed seeing all these empty little alcohol bottles outside our squad tent every morning... must've been some non practicing muslims in our AO LT! He knew what was going on but just let it slide.

Leingod · 03-10-2019, 08:54 AM

I already need a nap...

madwi · 03-10-2019, 11:56 AM

It was suppose to be warm today but it is freezin' cold. I made ginormous hamburg patties and grilled them to perfection. Take a large first bite and the phone rings.

Leingod · 03-10-2019, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

It was suppose to be warm today but it is freezin' cold. I made ginormous hamburg patties and grilled them to perfection. Take a large first bite and the phone rings.

Same here. 41f and was supposedly going to be sunny. We just drove through a blizzard and about 5 inches needing to be shoveled....

madwi · 03-10-2019, 11:58 AM

Suppose to be almost 60 next weekend

BoneZ · 03-10-2019, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Suppose to be almost 60 next weekend

Lawd...

03-10-2019, 07:16 AM	#1352 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Btw I should not be posting here anymore as I was told by Clint Eastwood Im banned from this thread. Anyway anything you need or ask about any medical issues you guys need..should be address to my good looking secretary ERIC Not the red addict Erik as his has a K which means KILLJOY or Klabeng! In our own native language means Gay! Ask Axmeia? or Ralf forum member he will know. Eric would be using my signature name in the forum as ...Zoren is out of this building still recovering from that accidental circumcision. I was told with the new stem cell technology it should grow back 2 inches. I’ll be watching this forum like a peeping Tom. So behave yourself otherwise Clint Eastwood will give a you a taste of his 44Mag Punk! And you JC stop using your power tools in massaging your nuts! For goodness sake! Buy a fucing Doll! I have a link should you need it. Its on cupcakez thread. Spooler is already having therapy with that link I posted he doest rant anymore reading that poor guys build! He is just jealous. Lol So long my fellow Z lovers. Peace out! My Swan Song on a blessed Sunday! Who cares about you Zoren- good riddance your out forever! Rusty and Spoiler like this. Last edited by Zoren 370; 03-10-2019 at 07:20 AM.*

03-10-2019, 07:17 AM	#1353 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,449 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	Happy Daylight Savings Day God-Speed, jchammond and old guy like this. __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

03-10-2019, 07:25 AM	#1354 (permalink)
old guy A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: S.E. Michigan Age: 67 Posts: 2,706 Drives: 13 magma touring Rep Power: 2684369	Got home at 8am, going to bed. I'll be up by 1 pm, out the door at 2 to be at work at 3pm seems like I lost an hour somewhere Good night, good day, what ever......later Rusty, Ghostvette and jchammond like this. __________________ I better walk before they make me run....

03-10-2019, 07:33 AM	#1356 (permalink)
bunk A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Southern California Posts: 4,077 Drives: 2010 370z Roadster Rep Power: 2684369	Morning folks! jchammond and old guy like this. __________________ -Drop in K&N Filter -Invidia Gemini CBE -Z1 Oil Cooler -Swift Springs - EcuTek -Forgestar F14 -SPL Camber Links -Akebono BBK Upgrade -Z1 Premium SS Lines -SPL Diff Bushings -SPL FUCAs - BellRaceworks Diff Brace

03-10-2019, 07:36 AM	#1357 (permalink)
God-Speed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Austin, Tx. Posts: 4,353 Drives: Prototype Rep Power: 2684376	Good Sunday Morning All. Daylight Savings is here. That means that Spring and Summer is not to far away. Thank goodness. Anyway hope you all have a good one today. Rusty, jchammond, old guy and 1 others like this.

03-10-2019, 07:40 AM	#1358 (permalink)
bunk A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Southern California Posts: 4,077 Drives: 2010 370z Roadster Rep Power: 2684369	My brother almost got me in trouble yesterday. We took him out for lunch. Our waitress was pretty hot. After lunch the gf went window shopping and I was asking my brother if he saw how hot the waitress was. The gf comes back and brother told her, hey my brother wants you to get the waitresses number for me so we could share. I farted on his arm later in the day by accident Rusty, Zoren 370, madwi and 3 others like this. __________________ -Drop in K&N Filter -Invidia Gemini CBE -Z1 Oil Cooler -Swift Springs - EcuTek -Forgestar F14 -SPL Camber Links -Akebono BBK Upgrade -Z1 Premium SS Lines -SPL Diff Bushings -SPL FUCAs - BellRaceworks Diff Brace

03-10-2019, 08:44 AM	#1360 (permalink)
bunk A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Southern California Posts: 4,077 Drives: 2010 370z Roadster Rep Power: 2684369	Meanwhile, my squad leaders wife was shipping us the little duty free alcohol that came 8n little bottles. The LT was perplexed seeing all these empty little alcohol bottles outside our squad tent every morning... must've been some non practicing muslims in our AO LT! He knew what was going on but just let it slide. Rusty, Ghostvette and old guy like this. __________________ -Drop in K&N Filter -Invidia Gemini CBE -Z1 Oil Cooler -Swift Springs - EcuTek -Forgestar F14 -SPL Camber Links -Akebono BBK Upgrade -Z1 Premium SS Lines -SPL Diff Bushings -SPL FUCAs - BellRaceworks Diff Brace

03-10-2019, 08:54 AM	#1361 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	I already need a nap... __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

03-10-2019, 11:56 AM	#1362 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,400 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684428	It was suppose to be warm today but it is freezin' cold. I made ginormous hamburg patties and grilled them to perfection. Take a large first bite and the phone rings. Rusty likes this.

03-10-2019, 11:58 AM	#1364 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,400 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684428	Suppose to be almost 60 next weekend

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