The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXII

God-Speed · 04-02-2019, 05:32 AM

Good Tuesday Morning all. Hope you all had a good April Fools Day yesterday. Not much on the list for today so hope you all have a great and safe day. Now it's Coffee Time!!!

Rusty · 04-02-2019, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by God-Speed

Good Tuesday Morning all. Hope you all had a good April Fools Day yesterday. Not much on the list for today so hope you all have a great and safe day. Now it's Coffee Time!!!

Sleep is high on my list.

God-Speed · 04-02-2019, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

That's the way I feel right now.

Just got home from Vegas. Flight landed at 3:45am. Got the suit cases, and got to the Jeep at 4:15. Home at 5:45am. I need a bed big time.

I called off work today already.

Rusty, how was Vegas? My wife and I love this place, we spend about 2 1/2 weeks out of the year there, "not all at once". Hope you were able to bring back some money and that you had a good time.

Rusty · 04-02-2019, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by God-Speed

Rusty, how was Vegas? My wife and I love this place, we spend about 2 1/2 weeks out of the year there, "not all at once". Hope you were able to bring back some money and that you had a good time.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Namely your money.

I never won one thing. The wifey won a little. Still in the the hole overall.

The only reason for me to go back is that the wifey has relatives there.

Vegas is like a cruise ship. The only difference is that you wake up in the same port every morning.

eastwest2300 · 04-02-2019, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Namely your money.

I never won one thing. The wifey won a little. Still in the the hole overall.

The only reason for me to go back is that the wifey has relatives there.

Vegas is like a cruise ship. The only difference is that you wake up in the same port every morning.

come on duuuude.... be strong!

Zingston · 04-02-2019, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Namely your money.

I never won one thing. The wifey won a little. Still in the the hole overall.

The only reason for me to go back is that the wifey has relatives there.

Vegas is like a cruise ship. The only difference is that you wake up in the same port every morning.

Yep, and you can have all 3 courses at the Spearmint Rhino... and dessert.

https://spearmintrhinolv.com/faq/menu/

jchammond · 04-02-2019, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Namely your money.

I never won one thing. The wifey won a little. Still in the the hole overall.

The only reason for me to go back is that the wifey has relatives there.

Vegas is like a cruise ship. The only difference is that you wake up in the same port every morning.

You got relatives there too, don’t forget HotRodz

Spoiler · 04-02-2019, 02:15 AM

As I continue to scan the room, I see another guy slumped over a well worn computer screen. He appears to have a half empty bottle of Percoset tipped over near his hands as he sits on an electric scooter. With hospital scrubs as somewhat of a uniform, he looks almost as if he is in charge of this club of miscreants

Spoiler · 04-02-2019, 02:18 AM

Still yet, I peer further into the darkness. Back in the corner of the room, I think I can make out a smaller guy. Almost Asian-like in appearance, he appears to be wearing two right handed rubber gloves and has a slight smile on his face. With a heavily encrusted gay porn mag opened up in front of him and a half empty tube of Astroglide, he seems to be asleep. I cannot see his eyes as he has a pair of underwear over his head while he lightly snores.

Spoiler · 04-02-2019, 02:22 AM

Then through the darkness, I sense a dim light from under a half closed door.

Despite my fear of being spotted, I stay the course to see who else is in the Z clubhouse

The light brightens as the door opens and before I can almost see who is there, The most gut wrenching smell immediately envelopes the room. A smell that would wake up a litter of skunks and they would begin to run in different directions heaving the conents of their tiny stomachs everywhere.

My nostrils begin to involuntarily close and my eyes instantly burn with acidic teardrops.

Almost unable to stand without shaking, I wait silently to see who appears

Spoiler · 04-02-2019, 02:22 AM

A small light in the main room of the clubhouse comes on and eerily shadows all of the odd characters lying about in their various semi-comatose states.

I hear the guy that just came from the bathroom as he repeatedly shouts loudly to the others... “SUCK IT UP DUDES, IT WASNT THAT BAD...”

Puzzled by this odd mantra and fearing detection, I quickly turn and run back into the woods.

Spoiler · 04-02-2019, 02:23 AM

Hidden in the darkness of the woods, my heartbeat slows and my eyes begin to clear. As my nasal passages normalize, I vow to never ever try to sneak up on the Z gang’s clubhouse again...

Between the sights, the sounds and the smells, young Spoiler has learned a life-lesson tonight and he is glad to have survived it.

Zingston · 04-02-2019, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Hidden in the darkness of the woods, my heartbeat slows and my eyes begin to clear. As my nasal passages normalize, I vow to never ever try to sneak up on the Z gang’s clubhouse again...

Between the sights, the sounds and the smells, young Spoiler has learned a life-lesson tonight and he is glad to have survived it.

Wow, you had quite a night!

jchammond · 04-02-2019, 04:32 AM

I be getting up - see Pink is gone

BoneZ · 04-02-2019, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

I be getting up - see Pink is gone

I miss her. She's hawt.

04-02-2019, 02:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684381	As I continue to scan the room, I see another guy slumped over a well worn computer screen. He appears to have a half empty bottle of Percoset tipped over near his hands as he sits on an electric scooter. With hospital scrubs as somewhat of a uniform, he looks almost as if he is in charge of this club of miscreants __________________ … I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE… Last edited by Spoiler; 04-02-2019 at 07:55 AM.

04-02-2019, 02:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684381	Still yet, I peer further into the darkness. Back in the corner of the room, I think I can make out a smaller guy. Almost Asian-like in appearance, he appears to be wearing two right handed rubber gloves and has a slight smile on his face. With a heavily encrusted gay porn mag opened up in front of him and a half empty tube of Astroglide, he seems to be asleep. I cannot see his eyes as he has a pair of underwear over his head while he lightly snores. __________________ … I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE… Last edited by Spoiler; 04-02-2019 at 07:56 AM.

04-02-2019, 02:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684381	Then through the darkness, I sense a dim light from under a half closed door. Despite my fear of being spotted, I stay the course to see who else is in the Z clubhouse The light brightens as the door opens and before I can almost see who is there, The most gut wrenching smell immediately envelopes the room. A smell that would wake up a litter of skunks and they would begin to run in different directions heaving the conents of their tiny stomachs everywhere. My nostrils begin to involuntarily close and my eyes instantly burn with acidic teardrops. Almost unable to stand without shaking, I wait silently to see who appears __________________ … I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE… Last edited by Spoiler; 04-02-2019 at 03:52 AM.

04-02-2019, 02:22 AM	#11 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684381	A small light in the main room of the clubhouse comes on and eerily shadows all of the odd characters lying about in their various semi-comatose states. I hear the guy that just came from the bathroom as he repeatedly shouts loudly to the others... “SUCK IT UP DUDES, IT WASNT THAT BAD...” Puzzled by this odd mantra and fearing detection, I quickly turn and run back into the woods. __________________ … I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE… Last edited by Spoiler; 04-02-2019 at 03:54 AM.

04-02-2019, 02:23 AM	#12 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684381	Hidden in the darkness of the woods, my heartbeat slows and my eyes begin to clear. As my nasal passages normalize, I vow to never ever try to sneak up on the Z gang’s clubhouse again... Between the sights, the sounds and the smells, young Spoiler has learned a life-lesson tonight and he is glad to have survived it. __________________ … I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE… Last edited by Spoiler; 04-02-2019 at 02:50 AM.

04-02-2019, 05:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
God-Speed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Austin, Tx. Posts: 4,367 Drives: Prototype Rep Power: 2684377	Good Tuesday Morning all. Hope you all had a good April Fools Day yesterday. Not much on the list for today so hope you all have a great and safe day. Now it's Coffee Time!!!

04-02-2019, 04:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 58 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684395	I be getting up - see Pink is gone __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

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