The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXI

Originally Posted by Spoiler

LG, I thought about it some more. I might not ask any other questions at this point, but I might just write something short like this....

To xxx,

I want to thank you again for the time you spent with me yesterday and the information that you shared about the Systems Administrator # 69 position.
I really like your black couch. It Is very comfortable specially when you where really trying as hard sir.

The opportunity discussed truly seems to be a good fit for my background, experiences and career path objective. I feel that it would be an exciting role to which I could quickly add value to the porn industry.
I hope I’ll be the future Ron Jeremy though I only have 2.5 inches of strength.
Don’t worry sir I have BIG plans ahead in fact while your reading this im getting intouch with the top Proctologist in FL his name is Zoren to tighten me up!
And this May 2019 Im Scheduled to have a Broom Stick Maneuver with a good friend Rusty.

That is all for now sir.

If there are any additional questions that you may have for me, please do not hesitate to contact me at xxxx. I look forward to becoming part of your team.

Sincerely,

Liengod

Massage these words up a bit to fit better if needed.

This should sound appropriately confident and might just work...

Love, Spoiler