The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXI

Rusty · 01-22-2019, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy

and just think that i am actually being somewhat subdued and contained based on this is all public and not locked behind a pay wall like the OG thread lol

i really do. its so weird that sometimes i'm liek this just back and forth over and over and over.......then other times i just impulse buy nonsense lol

like november i woke up on a saturday morning and said yea i'll go buy a nintendo switch. no need or reason just did it

The pathways in your brain must look like someone had taken an eggbeater to the inside of your skull. Because of the way you think.

FPenvy · 01-22-2019, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

The pathways in your brain must look like someone had taken an eggbeater to the inside of your skull. Because of the way you think.

you have no idea.

thats just a glimpse of a touch of my thought process for purchasing.

just imagine what the rest is like or the more complex thought processes.

Zingston · 01-22-2019, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

The pathways in your brain must look like someone had taken an eggbeater to the inside of your skull. Because of the way you think.

Eggbeater to the brain? Sounds like a lobotomy to me.

Leingod · 01-22-2019, 11:37 AM

Interview time. Moment of truth.

FPenvy · 01-22-2019, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Interview time. Moment of truth.

walk in with your dick out and establish dominance.

JLarson · 01-22-2019, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy

walk in with your dick out and establish dominance.

Probably a bad move, its -5 where he is...

Zingston · 01-22-2019, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Probably a bad move, its -5 where he is...

Could it even be seen in such temperatures?

JLarson · 01-22-2019, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Could it even be seen in such temperatures?

Well, since I'm Scandanavian, for me the cold has a plumping effect, but for most people I understand that is not the case

Rusty · 01-22-2019, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Probably a bad move, its -5 where he is...

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Could it even be seen in such temperatures?

It would be a turtle with it's head in the shell.

Rusty · 01-22-2019, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Interview time. Moment of truth.

Good luck to you.

sx moneypit · 01-22-2019, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Good luck to you.

Spoiler · 01-22-2019, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Interview time. Moment of truth.

LG,

Three things...

COMPLIMENT THEM
Ask good questions about their organization or process, and then compliment them on how solid it seems to be... People love to be complimented.

STAY POSTITIVE
Don't talk negative about your past experiences or employers ever... It will make you look bad.

ASSUME YOU WILL BE OFFERED THE POSITION
Show enthusiasm and say that you appreciate their time and are looking forward to starting with them (even though they really haven't offered you a job yet). This blows their mind and makes them remember you as being pro-active.

-Spoiler

Leingod · 01-22-2019, 02:12 PM

Thanks guys.

For as nervous as I was, I think it went very smoothly and with little pressure. Met with the IT director and sys admin director.

We spoke about my broad overview of experience in related fields. I was constantly emphasizing that if I don't know something, I will ask questions, study up on the issue, or work until the issue is resolved thoroughly. Brought up my points of wanting to just grow my knowledge base in the field and expand my experience.

Spoke to both in a very cheerful and happy demeanor while also throwing a few jokes in to smooth out any awkward pauses or pressures.

I plan to send out a thank you email to them tomorrow and reemphasizing my skillet to constantly wanting to learn new things.

FPenvy · 01-22-2019, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Thanks guys.

For as nervous as I was, I think it went very smoothly and with little pressure. Met with the IT director and sys admin director.

We spoke about my broad overview of experience in related fields. I was constantly emphasizing that if I don't know something, I will ask questions, study up on the issue, or work until the issue is resolved thoroughly. Brought up my points of wanting to just grow my knowledge base in the field and expand my experience.

Spoke to both in a very cheerful and happy demeanor while also throwing a few jokes in to smooth out any awkward pauses or pressures.

I plan to send out a thank you email to them tomorrow and reemphasizing my skillet to constantly wanting to learn new things.

did you at least offer a blowie for the job? i mean in some situations it works like a charm. ever see those movies with the black leather couch?.....

Leingod · 01-22-2019, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy

did you at least offer a blowie for the job? i mean in some situations it works like a charm. ever see those movies with the black leather couch?.....

Easy Zoren.

01-22-2019, 11:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684397	Interview time. Moment of truth. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

01-22-2019, 02:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684397	Thanks guys. For as nervous as I was, I think it went very smoothly and with little pressure. Met with the IT director and sys admin director. We spoke about my broad overview of experience in related fields. I was constantly emphasizing that if I don't know something, I will ask questions, study up on the issue, or work until the issue is resolved thoroughly. Brought up my points of wanting to just grow my knowledge base in the field and expand my experience. Spoke to both in a very cheerful and happy demeanor while also throwing a few jokes in to smooth out any awkward pauses or pressures. I plan to send out a thank you email to them tomorrow and reemphasizing my skillet to constantly wanting to learn new things. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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