The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXX

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Best flight ever....

I worked with a Gunnery Sergeant (E7) that was prone to puke at the least little thing. We were on a C130 with a Direct Air Support Central shelter in the back of it. There was just enough room for a skinny person to get by the shelter either side, if you were a little stocky, you had problems getting through to the back. The gunny was just along for the flight hours, I was in charge of making sure the shelter was operational and I had a lance corporal (E3) with me. We handed off the system to the operators and kicked back on the jump seats to enjoy the ride. My E3 decided he was gonna mess with the gunny, knowing how easy it was to get him to puke...

He sat right across from the gunny, making 'puke' faces, (you know the gagging sound with bulging cheeks)... Gunny said, 'you better stop it'... and I told the E3, 'be careful, he might puke on you in revenge'..... well.... Gunny wasn't a small man.... and he managed to get past the shelter, to the portable head without puking on the shelter or the aircraft, but boy..... he stunk up the aircraft....

The crew chief was pissed, and the E3 wound up cleaning the head when we got back on the ground.....