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eastwest2300 07-15-2018 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3771625)
You have inspired me. I'm heading upstairs to crack the porcelain.

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

:icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14:

eastwest2300 07-15-2018 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3771618)
Nachos fries from TB are all that is life duuuudddeeeeeee

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jchammond 07-15-2018 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3771641)
where's my toilet paper? :icon08:--eastwest



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Rusty 07-15-2018 05:30 PM

:rofl2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=/ZKLnhuzh9uY

Rusty 07-15-2018 05:33 PM

:rofl2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=/3drpOqfhrkE

Leingod 07-15-2018 06:21 PM

Weezer concert for the night. It's hot as hell still.

onzedge 07-15-2018 06:23 PM

When I watch Pawn Stars I often wonder in which scenes Chumlee is strung out on meth or crack.

onzedge 07-15-2018 06:42 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Sie1xtu.jpg?1

Leingod 07-15-2018 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3771714)
When I watch Pawn Stars I often wonder in which scenes Chumlee is strung out on meth or crack.

All of them because it's a white trash show. I worked a venue for them when they came to NY to appraise stuff. Some of the biggest stuck up trashy fatarses I've had the displeasure of meeting.

eastwest2300 07-15-2018 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3771719)
All of them because it's a white trash show. I worked a venue for them when they came to NY to appraise stuff. Some of the biggest stuck up trashy fatarses I've had the displeasure of meeting.

:icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14:

Leingod 07-16-2018 03:22 AM

Good old Verizon.

I activated my old personal number since I am getting rid of my business line. Even got myself a new phone for my personal line. Went to bed at 11. Woke up at 3am to multiple texts stating I had $100 in overages from this line and all my data was used. I apparently used 11.67GB in under 3 hours.

Looks like 1 app (even though i was connected to wifi) was using mobile data. I'm sickened. So no sleep for me tonight while I get this worked out....

jchammond 07-16-2018 03:50 AM

Happy Monday Morning!
Have a Great Week Everyone :)

JARblue 07-16-2018 06:26 AM

:iagree: :hello:

old guy 07-16-2018 06:37 AM

Good morning :hello:

Leingod 07-16-2018 06:48 AM

Jesus. This day won't end already. Came into the office early since I had a strand of fiber that decided to randomly die from that power outage.

JLarson 07-16-2018 07:00 AM

Morning all! Reps distributed. What's going on in your various worlds today?

madwi 07-16-2018 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3771766)
Morning all! Reps distributed. What's going on in your various worlds today?

Fixed mic 10 seconds after we quit. Was turned off in windows privacy settings.

onzedge 07-16-2018 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3771766)
Morning all! Reps distributed. What's going on in your various worlds today?

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3771767)
Fixed mic 10 seconds after we quit. Was turned off in windows privacy settings.

:tiphat:

onzedge 07-16-2018 07:21 AM

http://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.ne...34&oe=5BDBB75E

Leingod 07-16-2018 07:23 AM

someone come relieve me here

JLarson 07-16-2018 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3771773)
someone come relieve me here

EW is relieving himself, elsewhere!

JLarson 07-16-2018 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3771767)
Fixed mic 10 seconds after we quit. Was turned off in windows privacy settings.

I told Megan that it was probably a good thing you couldn't use the mic to taunt me over falling off the roof repeatedly. My mother would be so ashamed of my life in PayDay 2 - not just turning to organized crime, but also sucking at it!

Leingod 07-16-2018 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3771775)
I told Megan that it was probably a good thing you couldn't use the mic to taunt me over falling off the roof repeatedly. My mother would be so ashamed of my life in PayDay 2 - not just turning to organized crime, but also sucking at it!

I promise to eventually join you guys.

madwi 07-16-2018 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3771776)
I promise to eventually join you guys.

:tup:

Rusty 07-16-2018 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3771766)
Morning all! Reps distributed. What's going on in your various worlds today?

Going back to work. :shakes head: Haven't work since the 4th.

Rusty 07-16-2018 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3771774)
EW is relieving himself, elsewhere!

At least he is not locked in a bathroom with a NatGeo, and a bottle of hand lotion. Unlike Zoren. He is actually putting the bathroom to good use.

eastwest2300 07-16-2018 07:52 AM

dudeZ. help me :mad:--eastwest

eastwest2300 07-16-2018 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3771774)
EW is relieving himself, elsewhere!

:icon17:

eastwest2300 07-16-2018 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3771781)
At least he is not locked in a bathroom with a NatGeo, and a bottle of hand lotion. Unlike Zoren. He is actually putting the bathroom to good use.

:icon17:

onzedge 07-16-2018 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3771774)
EW is relieving himself, elsewhere!

:iagree:

bunk 07-16-2018 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3771766)
Morning all! Reps distributed. What's going on in your various worlds today?

Researching my next project. Id like to drop the Z a bit from factory height, and get the flush thing right. I dont want to use spacers so I need to research offsets and new wheel$. Probably pick up some Swift springs and go from there. Good thing is that my tires are fairly new, so I dont need to rush...I have some time to really look into this

bunk 07-16-2018 08:25 AM

Wanted to take a dip into the Pacific Ocean yesterday. As we were getting ready to leave, I asked the gf why she wasnt wearing her swim suit. IM NOT GOING INTO THE WATER. I was so mad because I get bored in the water and wanted her to join me. So I became passive aggressive, put on my regular shorts and we went to the Saw Dust Art Festival in Laguna Niguel (I dont like art galleries, festivals and such - she does). She got the hint and for that I got a one hour foot massage..lol

FPenvy 07-16-2018 08:26 AM

sooooo is this where you d bags hang out all day vs the OG thread? lol

Leingod 07-16-2018 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3771795)
sooooo is this where you d bags hang out all day vs the OG thread? lol

OG is ded.

FPenvy 07-16-2018 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3771798)
OG is ded.

just a bit.

that sad. it used to be the best place to be all day.

:shakes head:

Ghostvette 07-16-2018 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3771151)
Military joke. Miltiary maps are broken down into grids. When a new Private joins the unit, we send them off in search of said grid squares. Usually, when they ask around, they keep getting sent off to other people who also know the joke, so the PVT spends all day in search of the non existent grid squares.

Theres also other variants. Enlisted Ranks are classified with an E (Enlisted) and a number E1 though E9. So well tell the pvt to go to the motorpool SGT (usually the rank of E7). Tell the pvt to ask the motorpool sgt for a PrcE7 (pronounced prick e7). We used to use PRC77 (or whatever number model) which were real radios, so PrcE7 sounds reasonable right? So imagine the furry when a private tells the motorpool sgt that hes looking for a PRICK E7..lol

That reminds me of what we did to a not real bright Marine SSGT (E6){besides the fact that Marines are known crayon eaters}. We sent said SSGT hunting for a ST-1 (stone/rock). After several stops at our unit (Marine Air Control Squadron 2), he got sent to H&MS (Headquarters and Maintenance Squadron) and then to MAG (Marine Air Group) headquarters...:ugh2: There he ran into the Group Sgt Major. :eek: where he got his azz chewed for falling for something so juvenile....:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
We caught hell at the club that night for that stunt... but man, it was hilarious.....:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

bunk 07-16-2018 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3771800)
That reminds me of what we did to a not real bright Marine SSGT (E6){besides the fact that Marines are known crayon eaters}. We sent said SSGT hunting for a ST-1 (stone/rock). After several stops at our unit (Marine Air Control Squadron 2), he got sent to H&MS (Headquarters and Maintenance Squadron) and then to MAG (Marine Air Group) headquarters...:ugh2: There he ran into the Group Sgt Major. :eek: where he got his azz chewed for falling for something so juvenile....:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
We caught hell at the club that night for that stunt... but man, it was hilarious.....:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Hahaha... poor guy. I always felt bad when the dupe runs into "That guy" that has no sense of humor...
My claim to fame: After active duty, I joined an Army Reserve Unit. We were on our monthly drill out at Camp Parks just training on basic Soldiering skills. I was appointed to be a Sunken Chest Wound victim while other soldiers were performing first aid on me. This was during the summer, full battle rattle on. I lost count of how many soldiers had gone through my station, but laying on my back pretending to be a casualty, I started dozing off.
Suddenly I hear this BOOMING Voice say "WHAT THE HECK DO WE HAVE HERE?". Open my eyes, about to yell at the human megaphone, then I see this Kevlar band with the word KIDD written on it, and above that, more Chevrons, leave, branches, stars etc that Ive ever seen on a rank. Command Sergent Major of the freakin Army Kidd looking down at me. LT, CO, Battalion Commander and CSM, and a photographer all around....Only thing I could think of was "Sergent Major of the Army! Im providing realistic training, as a real casualty would not be conscious and coherent!".... with that, SMA Kidd responded "OUTSTANDING! CARRY ON!" ...whew!

bunk 07-16-2018 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3771800)
That reminds me of what we did to a not real bright Marine SSGT (E6){besides the fact that Marines are known crayon eaters}. We sent said SSGT hunting for a ST-1 (stone/rock). After several stops at our unit (Marine Air Control Squadron 2), he got sent to H&MS (Headquarters and Maintenance Squadron) and then to MAG (Marine Air Group) headquarters...:ugh2: There he ran into the Group Sgt Major. :eek: where he got his azz chewed for falling for something so juvenile....:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
We caught hell at the club that night for that stunt... but man, it was hilarious.....:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

lol... ST-ONE.. i get it.. Kinda like the ID10-T form

JLarson 07-16-2018 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3771802)
Hahaha... poor guy. I always felt bad when the dupe runs into "That guy" that has no sense of humor...
My claim to fame: After active duty, I joined an Army Reserve Unit. We were on our monthly drill out at Camp Parks just training on basic Soldiering skills. I was appointed to be a Sunken Chest Wound victim while other soldiers were performing first aid on me. This was during the summer, full battle rattle on. I lost count of how many soldiers had gone through my station, but laying on my back pretending to be a casualty, I started dozing off.
Suddenly I hear this BOOMING Voice say "WHAT THE HECK DO WE HAVE HERE?". Open my eyes, about to yell at the human megaphone, then I see this Kevlar band with the word KIDD written on it, and above that, more Chevrons, leave, branches, stars etc that Ive ever seen on a rank. Command Sergent Major of the freakin Army Kidd looking down at me. LT, CO, Battalion Commander and CSM, and a photographer all around....Only thing I could think of was "Sergent Major of the Army! Im providing realistic training, as a real casualty would not be conscious and coherent!".... with that, SMA Kidd responded "OUTSTANDING! CARRY ON!" ...whew!

Lol way to think on your feet! err - back!

bunk 07-16-2018 09:07 AM

Yeah, the Battalion Sergent Major looked like he had just laid a ten pound bowel movement of relief when the SMA smiled and turned away..hehe


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