The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

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Speaking of new suits, here is a funny story that I was involved in...

A few years back, I needed a tux to take on a cruise. I had never had one, nor had many uses for one.

I told a friend at work about this and he told me that he knew how to get a great discount on a slightly used one. I said that could work.

At lunchtime that day he drove me to the tux shop. As the salesman tried to slip one on me, I noticed a vertical seam up the middle of the back. I questioned the salesman as to what that was.... He told me that the tuxedos they sold were usually rented to a funeral home for putting on deceased people in caskets and then were taken off after the viewing and that was why the backs were all sewn up the middle for resale......

Needless to say, I did not make a purchase....

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