Nissan 370Z Forum  

The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 ohhh my gosh, i've got horrible gas right now Originally Posted by eastwest2300 i just farted and i swear my whole bottom half raised 15 degrees...

Go Back   Nissan 370Z Forum > Nissan 370Z General Area > The Lounge (Off Topic)


Like Tree8124Likes

Closed Thread
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-08-2018, 04:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
Ronin Samurai - Assassin
 
Rusty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky
Age: 69
Posts: 35,490
Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M
Rep Power: 2684438
Rusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond repute
Talking

Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 View Post
ohhh my gosh, i've got horrible gas right now
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 View Post
i just farted and i swear my whole bottom half raised 15 degrees...
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 View Post
that was really really bad... and it smelled absolutely atrocious.
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 View Post
ohhh boy that was bad.....
Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.
__________________

浪人 - 殺し屋
"The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only"
http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html
Rusty is online now  
Old 01-08-2018, 04:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
Spoiler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Central Florida
Age: 65
Posts: 8,409
Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red
Rep Power: 2684381
Spoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.
Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...
Spoiler is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 04:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
Ronin Samurai - Assassin
 
Rusty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky
Age: 69
Posts: 35,490
Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M
Rep Power: 2684438
Rusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond repute
Talking

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoiler View Post
Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...
He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him. After they remove his body from the collapsed building.
__________________

浪人 - 殺し屋
"The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only"
http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

Last edited by Rusty; 01-08-2018 at 04:31 PM.
Rusty is online now  
Old 01-08-2018, 04:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
Spoiler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Central Florida
Age: 65
Posts: 8,409
Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red
Rep Power: 2684381
Spoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond reputeSpoiler has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him.
If it don't cure him, it will at least turn him inside out so even Stevie Wonder will be able to see whats wrong with him...
Spoiler is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 05:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
eastwest2300's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South FL
Posts: 91,031
Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0
Rep Power: 2684552
eastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him. After they remove his body from the collapsed building.
__________________
Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium
eastwest2300 is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 05:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
eastwest2300's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South FL
Posts: 91,031
Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0
Rep Power: 2684552
eastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoiler View Post
Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...
__________________
Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium
eastwest2300 is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 05:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
madwi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: West Michigan
Posts: 31,410
Drives: Granma red Z
Rep Power: 2684429
madwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond reputemadwi has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.
all the good foods at the Polish halls.
madwi is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 05:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
eastwest2300's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South FL
Posts: 91,031
Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0
Rep Power: 2684552
eastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by madwi View Post
all the good foods at the Polish halls.
__________________
Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium
eastwest2300 is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 07:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
Ronin Samurai - Assassin
 
Rusty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky
Age: 69
Posts: 35,490
Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M
Rep Power: 2684438
Rusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond reputeRusty has a reputation beyond repute
Talking

Quote:
Originally Posted by madwi View Post
all the good foods at the Polish halls.
That's what I grew up on. My neighborhood had euro flavor from old country. Mostly 1st or 2nd generation. Walk around the block and you could hear 7~8 different euro languages being spoken by the grand parents. My dad's mom spoke 7 languages. Eating was good growing up.
__________________

浪人 - 殺し屋
"The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only"
http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html
Rusty is online now  
Old 01-08-2018, 05:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
eastwest2300's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South FL
Posts: 91,031
Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0
Rep Power: 2684552
eastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.
__________________
Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium
eastwest2300 is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 08:35 AM   #11 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
eastwest2300's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South FL
Posts: 91,031
Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0
Rep Power: 2684552
eastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

repZ out itcheZ...
__________________
Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium
eastwest2300 is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 09:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
Zoren 370's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: FL
Posts: 11,018
Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6
Rep Power: 1913654
Zoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

EW did you try calling Department of National Defense?

Your gas could be used for future chemical weapons against Foreign and domestic enemies.

Or used for fossilized natural energy for Tesla and GM for methanol nuclear hybrid engines!

But of course you have to donate your body for dissection for the future of human race!

You will be a hero my friend!
Zoren 370 is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 09:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
eastwest2300's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South FL
Posts: 91,031
Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0
Rep Power: 2684552
eastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoren 370 View Post
EW did you try calling Department of National Defense?

Your gas could be used for future chemical weapons against Foreign and domestic enemies.

Or used for fossilized natural energy for Tesla and GM for methanol nuclear hybrid engines!

But of course you have to donate your body for dissection for the future of human race!

You will be a hero my friend!
__________________
Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium
eastwest2300 is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 09:43 AM   #14 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
Zoren 370's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: FL
Posts: 11,018
Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6
Rep Power: 1913654
Zoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond reputeZoren 370 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Imagine your panus would be in the museum of Science and technology of Aszholes!
Zoren 370 is offline  
Old 01-08-2018, 09:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
A True Z Fanatic
 
eastwest2300's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South FL
Posts: 91,031
Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0
Rep Power: 2684552
eastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond reputeeastwest2300 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoren 370 View Post
Imagine your panus would be in the museum of Science and technology of Aszholes!
__________________
Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium
eastwest2300 is offline  
Closed Thread

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVII JARblue The Lounge (Off Topic) 9999 11-26-2017 07:08 AM
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIV JARblue The Lounge (Off Topic) 10059 08-17-2016 12:08 PM
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIII eastwest2300 The Lounge (Off Topic) 10001 06-23-2016 09:21 AM
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXII eastwest2300 The Lounge (Off Topic) 10001 04-05-2016 08:15 PM
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIII eastwest2300 The Lounge (Off Topic) 10000 07-09-2015 07:48 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:57 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2