The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 04:09 PM

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ohhh my gosh, i've got horrible gas right now

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i just farted and i swear my whole bottom half raised 15 degrees...

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that was really really bad... and it smelled absolutely atrocious.

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ohhh boy that was bad.....

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.

Spoiler · 01-08-2018, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...

He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him.

After they remove his body from the collapsed building.

Spoiler · 01-08-2018, 04:32 PM

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He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him.

If it don't cure him, it will at least turn him inside out so even Stevie Wonder will be able to see whats wrong with him...

eastwest2300 · 01-08-2018, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him.

After they remove his body from the collapsed building.

eastwest2300 · 01-08-2018, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...

madwi · 01-08-2018, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.

all the good foods at the Polish halls.

eastwest2300 · 01-08-2018, 05:52 PM

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all the good foods at the Polish halls.

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 07:26 PM

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all the good foods at the Polish halls.

That's what I grew up on. My neighborhood had euro flavor from old country. Mostly 1st or 2nd generation. Walk around the block and you could hear 7~8 different euro languages being spoken by the grand parents. My dad's mom spoke 7 languages. Eating was good growing up.

eastwest2300 · 01-08-2018, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.

eastwest2300 · 01-08-2018, 08:35 AM

repZ out itcheZ...

Zoren 370 · 01-08-2018, 09:38 AM

EW did you try calling Department of National Defense?

Your gas could be used for future chemical weapons against Foreign and domestic enemies.

Or used for fossilized natural energy for Tesla and GM for methanol nuclear hybrid engines!

But of course you have to donate your body for dissection for the future of human race!

You will be a hero my friend!

eastwest2300 · 01-08-2018, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

EW did you try calling Department of National Defense?

Your gas could be used for future chemical weapons against Foreign and domestic enemies.

Or used for fossilized natural energy for Tesla and GM for methanol nuclear hybrid engines!

But of course you have to donate your body for dissection for the future of human race!

You will be a hero my friend!

Zoren 370 · 01-08-2018, 09:43 AM

Imagine your panus would be in the museum of Science and technology of Aszholes!

eastwest2300 · 01-08-2018, 09:47 AM

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Imagine your panus would be in the museum of Science and technology of Aszholes!

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