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Originally Posted by frost "Can we do it doggy style so I can watch Dexter?" bloodhound gang reference?

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Old 10-11-2009, 01:14 PM   #31 (permalink)
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"Can we do it doggy style so I can watch Dexter?"
bloodhound gang reference?
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that's okay i have dvds
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not gonna lie the batman one made me laugh
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I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed acess.

Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day
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My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible.


Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?
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That last one won't ever work
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you: You work for Fedex Right?

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I have a great one in Spanish but it does not translate well. so for those of you who can read it.

talking to the girl while your hand is on your watch:

Oye que hora es, porque cuando te vi se me paro.
Babelfish just gave me this translation, wtf, lmao:

It hears what time is it, because when I saw you I stop to me
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My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible.


Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?
lmao, these will NOT do well with a 12-yr old (see OP)
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I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.


...This thread is hillarious...
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Somebody should go to a bar and try these just to see what happens
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