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Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long.
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10-11-2009, 01:14 PM
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10-11-2009, 05:04 PM
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A True Z Fanatic
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
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If I told you, you had a great body....... would you hold it against me?
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10-11-2009, 10:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Rancho Santa fe
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I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed acess.
Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day
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10-13-2009, 02:52 AM
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My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible.
 Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it! Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one. Nice pants. What's the drop rate? Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt? Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard? "I'm rich." The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it. Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?
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Chef Greg At Your Service 
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10-13-2009, 08:40 AM
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10-13-2009, 08:50 AM
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Drives: 2010 370z Coupe
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I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
...This thread is hillarious...
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10-13-2009, 08:32 AM
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That last one won't ever work
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10-13-2009, 10:28 PM
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Somebody should go to a bar and try these just to see what happens
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