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Luv'n my Z 10-09-2009 12:40 AM

Pickup lines
 
I am posting a thread for pickup lines. There can Not be language that you wouldnt use to a 12 year old.

Here are a few I have already:

did you fart because you blew me away?

Are you from tennesee because you are the only Ten I see.

Do you have a bandage because I scraped my knee falling for you.

I'm not telling you this because I am trying to impress you but I'm batman.

I just relized that you look just like my next gitlfriend.

I can tell the future; you giving me you number

Luv'n my Z 10-09-2009 12:41 AM

Feel free to include your own or just laugh.

cave vulture 10-09-2009 12:47 AM

I wish I was a whale .... because then I'd have a tongue ten feet long and could breathe through the top of my head.

Singularity 10-09-2009 01:00 AM

You've got a pu$$y, I have a d1ck, so what's the problem? Let's do it quick!

(Rammstein lyric) lol

Luv'n my Z 10-09-2009 09:02 AM

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you

ssqpolo 10-09-2009 09:04 AM

u must be copper tellurium alloy ...cuz u are CuTe!

rednek01 10-09-2009 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssqpolo (Post 228111)
u must be copper tellurium alloy ...cuz u are CuTe!

thats like in chemistry (high school) when we would write Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen every where!

(Bi Tc H) for those who dont know their periodic table of elements!

phelan 10-09-2009 10:04 AM

Phosphorus Iodine Radium Tellerium

Carbon Radium Phosphorus

Carbon Oxygen Carbon Potassium

Fun with the periodic table!

Chupacabra 10-09-2009 10:15 AM

you: You work for Fedex Right?

Girl: No why?

you: Well I saw you looking at my package and i just figured....




I have a great one in Spanish but it does not translate well. so for those of you who can read it.

talking to the girl while your hand is on your watch:

Oye que hora es, porque cuando te vi se me paro.

dainedazz 10-09-2009 06:27 PM

do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see me in your pants :D

Greg 10-10-2009 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z (Post 227952)
There can Not be language that you wouldnt use to a 12 year old.

Do you know how salty 12 y/o's talk nowadays..;)

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1. If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

2. You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

3. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

4. Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

5. Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

6. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

7. You know what would look great on you? Me.

8. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

9. All those curves! And me with no brakes!

10. Can I even get a fake number?

11. You’ll do.

Luv'n my Z 10-10-2009 09:34 AM

Lol

Luv'n my Z 10-10-2009 09:35 AM

I know I'm not a grocery item but your checking me out

if looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

Luv'n my Z 10-10-2009 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg (Post 230043)
Do you know how salty 12 y/o's talk nowadays..;)

I just wouldn't want ak to shut this thread down because it's f!&@ing hilarous.

BanningZ 10-10-2009 09:08 PM

In this economy, I see a good one being.

I have a job, wanna fuck?


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