Pickup lines

1slow370 · 11-10-2014, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB370Z

Lets not turn this rape into a murder

Thats as classy as "Your pu$$ies rodney king, and I'm 4 cops, now lets get to the beatin"

Nismo89 · 07-19-2014, 09:21 PM

i'll be your long division if you be my continental divide

Stssjester · 08-07-2014, 06:31 PM

That shirt is awfully becoming on you...... If I were on you, I'd be coming too...

HEK · 08-11-2014, 02:04 PM

You remind me of my second wife......and I've only been married once

Limeybastard · 08-11-2014, 10:50 PM

I love this thread, comes with so much added extra cheese.

KrisL · 08-14-2014, 09:53 AM

When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. Yet that blue was nothing compared to the blue of your eyes.

HEK · 08-17-2014, 12:57 PM

Do you kiss your mom every day and thank her for passing her genes to you...

Kenwoodturbo · 08-17-2014, 05:12 PM

If there was a clock in my pants it would be high noon

benji · 09-04-2014, 03:51 PM

on a scale of zero to america, how free are you ?

HEK · 09-05-2014, 08:39 AM

Now I know what a million bucks looks like

colbysmith · 09-05-2014, 06:59 PM

you - "do you like strawberries or blueberries?"
girl - "uhhh strawberries...."
you - "oh ok just wanted to know what kind of pancakes I should make in the morning"

DavidZ370 · 11-10-2014, 11:11 PM

Idk if these have been used but
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face

Dreadnaught · 11-11-2014, 01:21 AM

^ Haha!

SgtGoldy · 06-18-2015, 03:28 PM

"Excuse me, do you have an inhaler???"

"No, why?"

"Cause you got that ***-Ma!!!"

osbornsm · 06-06-2019, 08:20 AM

FOUR YEAR OLD BUMP!!!!

Sweet, this is like buried treasure

Pick up line:

Do you mind if i hang out here until it's safe back where i farted?

07-19-2014, 09:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 36 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37387	i'll be your long division if you be my continental divide __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

08-11-2014, 02:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
HEK Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: WESTFIELD, MA Age: 67 Posts: 491 Drives: '13 Z Tour Sports 6m Rep Power: 661	You remind me of my second wife......and I've only been married once Limeybastard likes this.

09-04-2014, 03:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
benji Base Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Columbia missouri Posts: 97 Drives: 2010 370z sport 6mt Rep Power: 12	on a scale of zero to america, how free are you ? PaulZ370 likes this.

11-11-2014, 01:21 AM	#13 (permalink)
Dreadnaught Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Farmington, Utah Posts: 582 Drives: 14 SR 370z 6MT Rep Power: 10140	^ Haha! DavidZ370 likes this. __________________ Ford Diesel and Heavy Line Technician at your service.

06-18-2015, 03:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
SgtGoldy A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 3,503 Drives: C63 AMG - LSD Rep Power: 651	"Excuse me, do you have an inhaler???" "No, why?" "Cause you got that *-Ma!!!" __________________ C63 AMG** LSD - Straight Pipe - EuroCharge v5 - Vossen CV7 - IG: @SuperFastYo

08-07-2014, 06:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stssjester Base Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: San Diego Posts: 47 Drives: 2013 Nismo Rep Power: 12	That shirt is awfully becoming on you...... If I were on you, I'd be coming too...

08-11-2014, 10:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Limeybastard A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: FL and London UK. Posts: 1,514 Drives: 2014 370Z Sport. Rep Power: 18	I love this thread, comes with so much added extra cheese.

08-14-2014, 09:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
KrisL Base Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: Arlington, TX Posts: 129 Drives: 2015 NISMO Tech 7AT Rep Power: 12	When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. Yet that blue was nothing compared to the blue of your eyes.

08-17-2014, 12:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
HEK Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: WESTFIELD, MA Age: 67 Posts: 491 Drives: '13 Z Tour Sports 6m Rep Power: 661	Do you kiss your mom every day and thank her for passing her genes to you...

08-17-2014, 05:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Kenwoodturbo Base Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 124 Drives: 13 Nismo Rep Power: 12	If there was a clock in my pants it would be high noon

09-05-2014, 08:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
HEK Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: WESTFIELD, MA Age: 67 Posts: 491 Drives: '13 Z Tour Sports 6m Rep Power: 661	Now I know what a million bucks looks like

09-05-2014, 06:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
colbysmith Base Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Fairbanks Alaska Posts: 73 Drives: 14 nissan 370z Rep Power: 12	you - "do you like strawberries or blueberries?" girl - "uhhh strawberries...." you - "oh ok just wanted to know what kind of pancakes I should make in the morning"

11-10-2014, 11:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
DavidZ370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: [= Posts: 1,065 Drives: 17' CWP STI Rep Power: 23	Idk if these have been used but Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one. Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight. Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face

06-06-2019, 08:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
osbornsm A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: WHAT Posts: 2,551 Drives: 2018 Camaro SS 1LE Rep Power: 425	FOUR YEAR OLD BUMP!!!! Sweet, this is like buried treasure Pick up line: Do you mind if i hang out here until it's safe back where i farted? __________________ 2018 Camaro SS 1LE (455hp) - 2011 Nissan 370z (333hp) - 2004 VW R32 (240hp) - 2000 Civic Si (160hp)

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