Pickup lines

kcquinn49 · 05-22-2012, 09:03 PM

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much are you drinking?

Are those space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.

Initial Z · 05-23-2012, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by nmjaxx9

true thats why this is only good for laughs or nerds who cant get laid and are desperate for options.

Initial Z · 05-23-2012, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jasonle

" How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Going back and reading them all again this one is the one that makes me laugh the most lol!

k20z3 · 05-23-2012, 12:34 AM

I offer the gay perspective;

"hey I'm gay, and I've never had sex with a girl you seem really nice, and well ... I don't know it might be fun?"

ThePhotographer

nmjaxx9 · 06-20-2012, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by k20z3

I offer the gay perspective;

"hey I'm gay, and I've never had sex with a girl you seem really nice, and well ... I don't know it might be fun?"

ThePhotographer

works you have to look the part though you know long hair, beaky nose, or a well dressed feminine voiced manicured guy.

Scorpio0124 · 06-20-2012, 10:10 PM

Hey girl, I hate to see you go.. But I love to watch you leave...

but while your at it can I get some fries, with that shake...

pinnacle370z · 07-10-2012, 06:45 AM

Woman is starting to walk out the bar when a man stops her:
Man:Oh my god! Are you ok?! Miss please, are you ok?! (acting extremely concerned).
Man looks at her like her face just got blown off.
Woman: Um, I'm fine.
Man: You don't look fine, are you sure you're ok? Please sit down. GET THIS GIRL A GLASS OF WATER!!! (He says to the bartender).
The bartender brings her a glass.
Man: Please have a drink, (He checks her pulse and has a mini mag and checks her pupils).
The man is extremely concerned.
Man: Somebody call 911.
Woman: Is everything ok?
Man: Shh, don't say anything. SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL 911!!!
Bartender calls 911.
The paramedics show up immediately and everyone is concerned including the woman. The paramedics check the ladies pulse and pupils.
Man: Are you ok are you hurting?
Woman: Why would I be?
Man: That fall from heaven must've hurt.

(Make sure bartender is a friend and 2 friends have paramedic costumes or you will go to jail.)

Cmike2780 · 07-10-2012, 08:06 AM

Mostly insulting, but might work for a hottie...or you'll just get slapped. 50/50

"You have pretty small boobs for a fat chick"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?....cause your face is all f&#ked up"

"You're not that hot, but you intrigue me..."

"I'd call heaven and tell them they lost an angel, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut."

Nismo89 · 07-10-2012, 09:58 AM

" you got a back seat? Good cuz im putting my Bike in it"

raymondo510 · 07-29-2012, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z

Somebody should go to a bar and try these just to see what happens

"Challenge Accepted!"
-Barney Stenson

Zoren 370 · 07-29-2012, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by raymondo510

"Challenge Accepted!"
-Barney Stenson

I can be your wingman!

Huck · 07-29-2012, 08:41 AM

Didn't read all of these so I don't know if this was already posted, but my favorite one that gets a lot of laughs is "hey baby, are those space pants? Cause that *** is out of this world!"

Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

raymondo510 · 07-30-2012, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

I can be your wingman!

lol Im open for applications

ShiftZ32 · 08-03-2012, 03:47 PM

Lol. Wanna do something? Baby, it would be the best 30seconds of your life!!! Rofl

Funniest pickup line ever, it will at least make em laugh.

raymondo510 · 08-06-2012, 02:39 AM

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

05-23-2012, 12:34 AM	#199 (permalink)
k20z3 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Denver CO Age: 33 Posts: 2,146 Drives: 2006 Civic SI HFP Rep Power: 404	I offer the gay perspective; "hey I'm gay, and I've never had sex with a girl you seem really nice, and well ... I don't know it might be fun?" ThePhotographer __________________ 2006 RALLYE RED HONDA CIVIC SI HFP Clint's Helpful Photoshop Hints!

07-10-2012, 06:45 AM	#202 (permalink)
pinnacle370z Base Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 13 Drives: 260z, e30 325 seta Rep Power: 12	Woman is starting to walk out the bar when a man stops her: Man:Oh my god! Are you ok?! Miss please, are you ok?! (acting extremely concerned). Man looks at her like her face just got blown off. Woman: Um, I'm fine. Man: You don't look fine, are you sure you're ok? Please sit down. GET THIS GIRL A GLASS OF WATER!!! (He says to the bartender). The bartender brings her a glass. Man: Please have a drink, (He checks her pulse and has a mini mag and checks her pupils). The man is extremely concerned. Man: Somebody call 911. Woman: Is everything ok? Man: Shh, don't say anything. SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL 911!!! Bartender calls 911. The paramedics show up immediately and everyone is concerned including the woman. The paramedics check the ladies pulse and pupils. Man: Are you ok are you hurting? Woman: Why would I be? Man: That fall from heaven must've hurt. (Make sure bartender is a friend and 2 friends have paramedic costumes or you will go to jail.) 6MT-Z34 likes this. __________________ Welcome to Pinnacle Nissan this is David Slater your Pinnacle Sales Consultant. http://www.pinnaclenissan.com/new-in...&SBprice=clear

07-10-2012, 08:06 AM	#203 (permalink)
Cmike2780 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 5,059 Drives: slowwww Rep Power: 28	Mostly insulting, but might work for a hottie...or you'll just get slapped. 50/50 "You have pretty small boobs for a fat chick" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?....cause your face is all f&#ked up" "You're not that hot, but you intrigue me..." "I'd call heaven and tell them they lost an angel, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut." __________________ [09][MB][6-Spd MT][Touring][Stillen Gen III][K&N][Borla CBE][Evo-R] [ArchitTEK Photography]

07-10-2012, 09:58 AM	#204 (permalink)
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07-29-2012, 08:41 AM	#207 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 41 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 33	Didn't read all of these so I don't know if this was already posted, but my favorite one that gets a lot of laughs is "hey baby, are those space pants? Cause that *** is out of this world!" Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

05-22-2012, 09:03 PM	#196 (permalink)
kcquinn49 Base Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Indiana Posts: 86 Drives: 2011 370Z Coupe Rep Power: 249	I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much are you drinking? Are those space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.

06-20-2012, 10:10 PM	#201 (permalink)
Scorpio0124 Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: NYC Posts: 288 Drives: u to drink.... ;) Rep Power: 13	Hey girl, I hate to see you go.. But I love to watch you leave... but while your at it can I get some fries, with that shake...

08-03-2012, 03:47 PM	#209 (permalink)
ShiftZ32 Base Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Etters Posts: 3 Drives: 94 300zx pearl white Rep Power: 12	Lol. Wanna do something? Baby, it would be the best 30seconds of your life!!! Rofl Funniest pickup line ever, it will at least make em laugh.

08-06-2012, 02:39 AM	#210 (permalink)
raymondo510 Track Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: NORCAL Posts: 823 Drives: Like I stole It Rep Power: 14	Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. __________________ If you ain't first...you're last! -RICKY BOBBY

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