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Old 03-12-2019, 11:27 AM   #1666 (permalink)
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LOL... funny story... I used to work at an engineering company and we sent this one guy, named Brian, off to live in Washington state for about 18 months. He was a single guy and liked to make money so he was good with that.

After about 4 months, he emails me and asks me if I would drive over to his apartment complex and pick up his mail from the front desk at the complex that was collecting his mail for him. I said sure, I will get it and FedEx it to you.

So I go over to this apartment complex and there is young girl working the desk. I asked her for Brian's mail. Told her I was there to pick it up and send it to him. She says, "yes, I have it right here, he said you would be stopping by to get it".. She says there isn't to much stuff, only about 5 magazines. She hands me the magazines.. And the titles were "Juggies", "Matures", and "Anal Lover".... .. I saw those and I about shid myself.

I looked back at the girl and said is that all there is? She said yes, that all he ever gets here. I imagine I was a couple of shades of red as I said "Thanks" and quickly headed out the door.

I get back to work and put them in a FedEx envelope and handed to this secretary and said "send these out to Brian, this is his mail that he needs".

The next day, she tells me that she had to open the envelope at the last minute to put something else in it that he needed to be sent. I looked at her and said, "ah.. you opened that up?" And she turned about 5 shades of red and said, "Yes, I did.. and I don't even want to talk about it"..

After she left, I laughed for about a half hour and then I call Brian in Washington and told him he was an assho and that we probably were both getting fired now... and that I was never going to pick up his mail again.. fugger...

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Hilarious!



As a side note, I didn't know there was a niche "matures" market out there. Hmmmm...
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Hmmm, well it's apparent now that you must have known about the other two...

Some of you guys are such pigs..... I'm just glad I'm still somewhat normal...
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if you get bored just go on xnxx.com and search the categories list. there's some weird stuff out there and that's me saying that.....



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Some of you guys are such pigs..... I'm just glad I'm still somewhat normal...
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thats fantastic
Used to go into a sex shop. Look at a couple of magazines. And get the mail in subscription cards out of them. Take them home and fill out the cards with someone's name on it from work and mail it in. One guy suddenly started to get gay magazines at work. That went over real good with the secretary. One guy said that his wife is thinking on divorcing him because of all the porn magazines he started to get. He said that he wishes his wife would divorce him.
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I love it! I used to do the same with magazines... also leave numbers from strip clubs on my friends' pagers, put those stick figure family stickers on their back windows, but it would be 2 men and some cats...
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Haha... I did the same thing, actually still do. Last time I went to Vegas, I got a bunch of those cards advertising escorts. Got back to work and would drop them in guys coat pockets, or put them in the lunch boxes after lunch...

Big time fun...
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Big time fun...
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