True F...n Story ova heaaah!!! lol.

UNKNOWN_370 · 03-21-2013, 03:34 PM

I shoulda posted this on Saturday, but forgot till me and the wife laughed about it on the phone right now... So i'm at the Dallas Auto show. I'm passing by a white Miata with a nice exterior package. When two wide load women are barreling toward the Miata. The heaviest one,( who had to be about 350lbs easy) gets in the Miata.

The suspension drops about an inch and the lady says....

Are you ready guys???

True Friggin story here...

She Says;

"Damn, I hate these cars cuz they make them so damn uncomfortable. Why do the seats have to be so narrow???"

That's my true story.

XiP · 03-21-2013, 03:43 PM

poor miata

kenchan · 03-21-2013, 03:45 PM

taffyapple at their finest....

lol

Haboob · 03-21-2013, 03:47 PM

Maybe they should sell certain cars with the permanent sticker/etching "No fat chicks", for the sake of everyone else.

Edit:

kenchan · 03-21-2013, 03:52 PM

actually i saw a fat woman get inside a S2K at an autoshow long time ago.

she could not get out... we (like 20 of us standing there) thought she was joking. onsite paramedics came. LOL

XiP · 03-21-2013, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

actually i saw a fat woman get inside a S2K at an autoshow long time ago.

she could not get out... we (like 20 of us standing there) thought she was joking. onsite paramedics came. LOL

i hope the car was ok

UNKNOWN_370 · 03-21-2013, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haboob

Maybe they should sell certain cars with the permanent sticker/etching "No fat chicks", for the sake of everyone else.

Edit:

This one has more international appeal.

Not meaning to insult just on the basis of being large, but... If you get in a miata snd complain about comfort... She deserves the flaming she's getting right now... lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

actually i saw a fat woman get inside a S2K at an autoshow long time ago.

she could not get out... we (like 20 of us standing there) thought she was joking. onsite paramedics came. LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

And KENCHAN had to top my story... lol

Rooster89 · 03-21-2013, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haboob

Maybe they should sell certain cars with the permanent sticker/etching "No fat chicks", for the sake of everyone else.

Edit:

I need that bumper sticker.

Z370Z011 · 03-21-2013, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

actually i saw a fat woman get inside a S2K at an autoshow long time ago.

she could not get out... we (like 20 of us standing there) thought she was joking. onsite paramedics came. LOL

:

i feel horrible for laughing but man that cracked me up

Nismo89 · 03-21-2013, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370

I shoulda posted this on Saturday, but forgot till me and the wife laughed about it on the phone right now... So i'm at the Dallas Auto show. I'm passing by a white Miata with a nice exterior package. When two wide load women are barreling toward the Miata. The heaviest one,( who had to be about 350lbs easy) gets in the Miata.

The suspension drops about an inch and the lady says....

Are you ready guys???

True Friggin story here...

She Says;

"Damn, I hate these cars cuz they make them so damn uncomfortable. Why do the seats have to be so narrow???"

That's my true story.

UNKNOWN_370 · 03-22-2013, 11:11 AM

More like this classic.

Fat Boys - All you can eat - YouTube

Coon-azz · 03-22-2013, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo89

That was cool. The girl smoking the cigar was the best...

1st · 03-22-2013, 11:53 AM

Gross! Bet she had more cheese then Tillamook.

Nismo89 · 03-22-2013, 02:47 PM

had an a$$ like cottage cheese I bet. the poor car was sagging so much as if to say "godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd get out!!!!!!! "

03-21-2013, 03:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
UNKNOWN_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ny'r livn in tx Posts: 8,687 Drives: well over 130m.p.h. Rep Power: 14857	True F...n Story ova heaaah!!! lol. I shoulda posted this on Saturday, but forgot till me and the wife laughed about it on the phone right now... So i'm at the Dallas Auto show. I'm passing by a white Miata with a nice exterior package. When two wide load women are barreling toward the Miata. The heaviest one,( who had to be about 350lbs easy) gets in the Miata. The suspension drops about an inch and the lady says.... Are you ready guys??? True Friggin story here... She Says; "Damn, I hate these cars cuz they make them so damn uncomfortable. Why do the seats have to be so narrow???" That's my true story. scionide and Haboob like this. __________________ Favorite Quote. "I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna Bash Your Face In" Jack Nicholson-"The Shining". 1980 Last edited by UNKNOWN_370; 03-21-2013 at 03:37 PM.

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	actually i saw a fat woman get inside a S2K at an autoshow long time ago. she could not get out... we (like 20 of us standing there) thought she was joking. onsite paramedics came. LOL UNKNOWN_370, happytheman, ZBro16 and 1 others like this.

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UNKNOWN_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ny'r livn in tx Posts: 8,687 Drives: well over 130m.p.h. Rep Power: 14857	More like this classic. Fat Boys - All you can eat - YouTube __________________ Favorite Quote. "I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna Bash Your Face In" Jack Nicholson-"The Shining". 1980

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1st A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: I 80 Biz U.S. 50 Posts: 1,708 Drives: Platinum Z Rep Power: 1615	Gross! Bet she had more cheese then Tillamook.

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Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 34 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	had an a$$ like cottage cheese I bet. the poor car was sagging so much as if to say "godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd get out!!!!!!! " __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

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