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UNKNOWN_370 03-21-2013 03:34 PM

True F...n Story ova heaaah!!! lol.
 
I shoulda posted this on Saturday, but forgot till me and the wife laughed about it on the phone right now... So i'm at the Dallas Auto show. I'm passing by a white Miata with a nice exterior package. When two wide load women are barreling toward the Miata. The heaviest one,( who had to be about 350lbs easy) gets in the Miata.

The suspension drops about an inch and the lady says....

Are you ready guys???







True Friggin story here...



She Says;



"Damn, I hate these cars cuz they make them so damn uncomfortable. Why do the seats have to be so narrow???"



That's my true story. :icon18:

XiP 03-21-2013 03:43 PM

poor miata :(

kenchan 03-21-2013 03:45 PM

taffyapple at their finest.... :ugh2:


lol

Haboob 03-21-2013 03:47 PM

Maybe they should sell certain cars with the permanent sticker/etching "No fat chicks", for the sake of everyone else.

Edit:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/No-Fat-Chicks...Gwg~~60_35.JPG

kenchan 03-21-2013 03:52 PM

actually i saw a fat woman get inside a S2K at an autoshow long time ago.

she could not get out... we (like 20 of us standing there) thought she was joking. onsite paramedics came. LOL

XiP 03-21-2013 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 2225693)
actually i saw a fat woman get inside a S2K at an autoshow long time ago.

she could not get out... we (like 20 of us standing there) thought she was joking. onsite paramedics came. LOL

:ohsnap1:

i hope the car was ok

UNKNOWN_370 03-21-2013 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 2225678)
Maybe they should sell certain cars with the permanent sticker/etching "No fat chicks", for the sake of everyone else.

Edit:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/No-Fat-Chicks...Gwg~~60_35.JPG

This one has more international appeal.
http://img3.etsystatic.com/001/0/711...32011_gkeh.jpg

Not meaning to insult just on the basis of being large, but... If you get in a miata snd complain about comfort... She deserves the flaming she's getting right now... lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 2225693)
actually i saw a fat woman get inside a S2K at an autoshow long time ago.

she could not get out... we (like 20 of us standing there) thought she was joking. onsite paramedics came. LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!:roflpuke2::bowrofl::inoutroflpuke::icon18:

And KENCHAN had to top my story... lol

Rooster89 03-21-2013 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 2225678)
Maybe they should sell certain cars with the permanent sticker/etching "No fat chicks", for the sake of everyone else.

Edit:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/No-Fat-Chicks...Gwg~~60_35.JPG

I need that bumper sticker.

Z370Z011 03-21-2013 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 2225693)
actually i saw a fat woman get inside a S2K at an autoshow long time ago.

she could not get out... we (like 20 of us standing there) thought she was joking. onsite paramedics came. LOL

::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::roflpuke2: :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

i feel horrible for laughing but man that cracked me up :bowrofl:

Nismo89 03-21-2013 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370 (Post 2225648)
I shoulda posted this on Saturday, but forgot till me and the wife laughed about it on the phone right now... So i'm at the Dallas Auto show. I'm passing by a white Miata with a nice exterior package. When two wide load women are barreling toward the Miata. The heaviest one,( who had to be about 350lbs easy) gets in the Miata.

The suspension drops about an inch and the lady says....

Are you ready guys???











True Friggin story here...



She Says;



"Damn, I hate these cars cuz they make them so damn uncomfortable. Why do the seats have to be so narrow???"



That's my true story. :icon18:

:bowrofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXBgSCSrIk

UNKNOWN_370 03-22-2013 11:11 AM

More like this classic.

Fat Boys - All you can eat - YouTube

:icon18:

Coon-azz 03-22-2013 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo89 (Post 2226395)

That was cool. The girl smoking the cigar was the best...

1st 03-22-2013 11:53 AM

Gross! Bet she had more cheese then Tillamook.

Nismo89 03-22-2013 02:47 PM

had an a$$ like cottage cheese I bet. the poor car was sagging so much as if to say "godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd get out!!!!!!! "


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