Best Red Light Questions

TheBoomSpoon · 07-28-2014, 04:58 PM

The only time anyone actually said something was a DUDE in a ford fusion some awd variant rolled down his window and said "me gonna win cause me so horny".

He lost badly and turned off road when i slowed to hear what he had to say...

Munts · 07-28-2014, 09:06 PM

These are all super funny/awesome!!

Keep 'em comin!

RBfastback · 07-28-2014, 10:38 PM

I swear to god, just got home from work an one of my drunk college kid neighbors on a unicycle rolled up a says " hey so that's ur car, me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust lol."
he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle? so I tried but no go...

KrisL · 07-29-2014, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by RBfastback

me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust

he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle

You sure they weren't just hitting on you? That could have all just been inuendo.

RBfastback · 07-29-2014, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by KrisL

You sure they weren't just hitting on you? That could have all just been inuendo.

haha yeah it could have been but I think he was just drunk and stupid considering it was midnight on a Monday and he was riding a unicycle with no shirt on....wait.. that dose sound gay

Masterbeatty · 07-29-2014, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RBfastback

I swear to god, just got home from work an one of my drunk college kid neighbors on a unicycle rolled up a says " hey so that's ur car, me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust lol."
he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle? so I tried but no go...

You should of said if you can fit your head in the exhaust I would let you drive it. Then post the video up here of them being ra-tards!

Sir Shifty · 08-11-2014, 04:14 PM

I get the most comments from valet parking guys... I remember one in Sacramento thanked me for getting to drive it. Which scared me.

I also had one in San Fran start rattling off all the specs of it to me. I would have talked to him but had to run in an pee.

I get the "is it fast" question all the time everywhere. I say "it's ok".

nismo13807 · 07-29-2014, 04:21 PM

her: hey! is it fast? (from the bus stop)
me: yes
her: how fast
me: really fast
her: how fast is really fast
me: freaken jimmy john fast! (light turns green and drove off normally)

and no .. she was not pretty at all.

kenchan · 07-29-2014, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by nismo13807

her: hey! is it fast? (from the bus stop)
me: yes
her: how fast
me: really fast
her: how fast is really fast
me: freaken jimmy john fast! (light turns green and drove off normally)

and no .. she was not pretty at all.

you: freaken guys running away from ugly girls fast.

Haboob · 07-29-2014, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

you: freaken guys running away from ugly girls fast.

Happens a lot!

kenchan · 07-29-2014, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

Happens a lot!

being considerate by keeping quiet is an option to consider if you are unattractive i guess..

no need to put one's ugly self out there to be noticed...

FPenvy · 07-29-2014, 04:48 PM

i usually let honda boys and whoever else rev at me and say whatever they want....

then i let my straight piped VQ do the talking.

kenchan · 07-29-2014, 04:52 PM

^^

he goes brr brr

then i go brrrr brrrr!

then he goes bbbbrrrr! pop

then i go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

njobe89 · 07-30-2014, 07:44 AM

^^ idk why but that made me laugh lol

FPenvy · 07-30-2014, 07:49 AM

this is my response at red lights...

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07-28-2014, 04:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheBoomSpoon Base Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 223 Drives: 2009 370z 7at Rep Power: 13	The only time anyone actually said something was a DUDE in a ford fusion some awd variant rolled down his window and said "me gonna win cause me so horny". He lost badly and turned off road when i slowed to hear what he had to say... TreeSemdyZee likes this.

07-28-2014, 10:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
RBfastback Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: FM, Florida Posts: 311 Drives: 13 370z Nismo PW Rep Power: 13	I swear to god, just got home from work an one of my drunk college kid neighbors on a unicycle rolled up a says " hey so that's ur car, me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust lol." he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle? so I tried but no go... jpkirk likes this.

07-29-2014, 04:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
nismo13807 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Illinois Posts: 340 Drives: 2013 Nismo 370z Rep Power: 3369	her: hey! is it fast? (from the bus stop) me: yes her: how fast me: really fast her: how fast is really fast me: freaken jimmy john fast! (light turns green and drove off normally) and no .. she was not pretty at all. DEpointfive0, Mbreese and ajm216 like this.

07-29-2014, 04:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	^^ he goes brr brr then i go brrrr brrrr! then he goes bbbbrrrr! pop then i go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! TreeSemdyZee, karotZ, FPenvy and 7 others like this.

07-30-2014, 07:44 AM	#14 (permalink)
njobe89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2014 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 5,227 Drives: 2013 370z BS 6MT Rep Power: 174286	^^ idk why but that made me laugh lol __________________ 2 plus 2 times 2 = ? ... hint, it's not 8 Stillen CBE, Stillen Gen 3, TP's, Uprev tuned - 324whp/264tq

07-28-2014, 09:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
Munts Base Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: St Paul, Minnesota Posts: 101 Drives: 2009 MT Touring Rep Power: 13	These are all super funny/awesome!! Keep 'em comin!

08-11-2014, 04:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sir Shifty Base Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Sonoma County Posts: 9 Drives: 370z Rep Power: 13	I get the most comments from valet parking guys... I remember one in Sacramento thanked me for getting to drive it. Which scared me. I also had one in San Fran start rattling off all the specs of it to me. I would have talked to him but had to run in an pee. I get the "is it fast" question all the time everywhere. I say "it's ok".

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