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Old 07-28-2014, 04:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The only time anyone actually said something was a DUDE in a ford fusion some awd variant rolled down his window and said "me gonna win cause me so horny".

He lost badly and turned off road when i slowed to hear what he had to say...
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Old 07-28-2014, 09:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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These are all super funny/awesome!!

Keep 'em comin!
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Old 07-28-2014, 10:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I swear to god, just got home from work an one of my drunk college kid neighbors on a unicycle rolled up a says " hey so that's ur car, me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust lol."
he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle? so I tried but no go...
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me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust

he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle
You sure they weren't just hitting on you? That could have all just been inuendo.
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Old 07-29-2014, 08:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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You sure they weren't just hitting on you? That could have all just been inuendo.
haha yeah it could have been but I think he was just drunk and stupid considering it was midnight on a Monday and he was riding a unicycle with no shirt on....wait.. that dose sound gay
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I swear to god, just got home from work an one of my drunk college kid neighbors on a unicycle rolled up a says " hey so that's ur car, me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust lol."
he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle? so I tried but no go...
You should of said if you can fit your head in the exhaust I would let you drive it. Then post the video up here of them being ra-tards!
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I get the most comments from valet parking guys... I remember one in Sacramento thanked me for getting to drive it. Which scared me.

I also had one in San Fran start rattling off all the specs of it to me. I would have talked to him but had to run in an pee.

I get the "is it fast" question all the time everywhere. I say "it's ok".
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her: hey! is it fast? (from the bus stop)
me: yes
her: how fast
me: really fast
her: how fast is really fast
me: freaken jimmy john fast! (light turns green and drove off normally)

and no .. she was not pretty at all.
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her: hey! is it fast? (from the bus stop)
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her: how fast
me: really fast
her: how fast is really fast
me: freaken jimmy john fast! (light turns green and drove off normally)

and no .. she was not pretty at all.
you: freaken guys running away from ugly girls fast.
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you: freaken guys running away from ugly girls fast.
Happens a lot!
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Happens a lot!
being considerate by keeping quiet is an option to consider if you are unattractive i guess.. no need to put one's ugly self out there to be noticed...
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i usually let honda boys and whoever else rev at me and say whatever they want....

then i let my straight piped VQ do the talking.
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^^

he goes brr brr

then i go brrrr brrrr!

then he goes bbbbrrrr! pop

then i go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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^^ idk why but that made me laugh lol
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this is my response at red lights...

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