Best Red Light Questions

Darketch · 07-31-2014, 10:18 PM

Pulled up to a red light with my windows down, 2 girls pull next to me. One girl says, "are you married?, cause you look good in that car!!!!"

FPenvy · 08-01-2014, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Darketch

Pulled up to a red light with my windows down, 2 girls pull next to me. One girl says, "are you married?, cause you look good in that car!!!!"

your response should have been....

"no. are you married? because i would look good inside of you."

MadMan · 08-01-2014, 09:44 AM

I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.

Z_ealot · 08-02-2014, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MadMan

I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.

nah, after three i would start dismembering them and using those handy dandy compartments behind the seats...maybe a few body pieces on the outside of the car if it's around halloween cause really, who's gonna know?

grandpawmoses · 08-02-2014, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Z_ealot

nah, after three i would start dismembering them and using those handy dandy compartments behind the seats...maybe a few body pieces on the outside of the car if it's around halloween cause really, who's gonna know?

I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.

P's_Z · 08-02-2014, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by grandpawmoses

I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.

Tell us more about that.....

Munts · 08-02-2014, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by grandpawmoses

I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.

Creepy!

jpkirk · 08-11-2014, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by grandpawmoses

I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.

yer yankin our chain right?

grandpawmoses · 08-12-2014, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jpkirk

yer yankin our chain right?

No, true. I was in high school at the time & showed it to my biology teacher. He guessed that it was very old by its color. He wanted it for his classes so I let him keep it.

jpkirk · 08-11-2014, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MadMan

I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.

If you pop that security shade thingy you can get another in.

alcheng · 08-11-2014, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MadMan

I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.

you need this to help you:

then you know where to put their legs and where to put their boobs...

07-31-2014, 10:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Darketch Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Virginia Posts: 429 Drives: 14 NISMO #292 Rep Power: 14	Pulled up to a red light with my windows down, 2 girls pull next to me. One girl says, "are you married?, cause you look good in that car!!!!" jaedub and ajm216 like this.

08-01-2014, 09:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
MadMan Base Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Madison, Ala. Posts: 91 Drives: 2013 370Z GM AT7 Rep Power: 14	I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back. After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try. Tell me you're not putting them up front with you. Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride. Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane. Z_ealot, RonRizz and P's_Z like this. __________________ Bone Stock

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