Best Red Light Questions

RBfastback · 07-31-2014, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TreeSemdyZee

Yeah. Us "fiftiesh" guys ain't too bright.

sorry no offense, I was trying to give a quick description right after it happened and didn't mean anything against any particular age group.

not that that's old or anything...

TreeSemdyZee · 08-01-2014, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RBfastback

sorry no offense, I was trying to give a quick description right after it happened and didn't mean anything against any particular age group.

not that that's old or anything...

Oh heck. No offense taken. I only get upset if someone tries to take away my food. :b

Fuzzzy · 08-01-2014, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TreeSemdyZee

Yeah. Us "fiftiesh" guys ain't too bright.

Yeah, I remember at that age I thought I knew everything.

FPenvy · 07-31-2014, 09:50 AM

my biggest redlight or stop somewhere pet peeve is......

idiots telling me to spin tire.

my tires cost more than their car in most cases.

Darketch · 07-31-2014, 10:18 PM

Pulled up to a red light with my windows down, 2 girls pull next to me. One girl says, "are you married?, cause you look good in that car!!!!"

FPenvy · 08-01-2014, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Darketch

Pulled up to a red light with my windows down, 2 girls pull next to me. One girl says, "are you married?, cause you look good in that car!!!!"

your response should have been....

"no. are you married? because i would look good inside of you."

MadMan · 08-01-2014, 09:44 AM

I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.

Z_ealot · 08-02-2014, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMan

I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.

nah, after three i would start dismembering them and using those handy dandy compartments behind the seats...maybe a few body pieces on the outside of the car if it's around halloween cause really, who's gonna know?

grandpawmoses · 08-02-2014, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Z_ealot

nah, after three i would start dismembering them and using those handy dandy compartments behind the seats...maybe a few body pieces on the outside of the car if it's around halloween cause really, who's gonna know?

I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.

jpkirk · 08-11-2014, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMan

I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.

If you pop that security shade thingy you can get another in.

alcheng · 08-11-2014, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMan

I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.

you need this to help you:

then you know where to put their legs and where to put their boobs...

TreeSemdyZee · 07-31-2014, 10:27 PM

Not at a red light, but in a Rally's drive-through. Two eleven or twelve year-old kids, "Your car's cool" which I love because I remember how much I loved cars at that age.
Then their mother (working the window) says, "They tell me your car is cool."
Grrrr. Gimme my ma damn fries wench.

fire165 · 07-31-2014, 10:31 PM

At the red light, a guy and his gf pulled up in a modded honda prelude, stereo blasting.

Honda: nice Z man.
Me: thanks, it's my baby.
Honda: it's gotta be stick shift.
Me: nah, its auto.
Honda: oh man, that sucks!!
Me: its not bad.
While its about to change to green, he starts reving his engine and girlfriend starts laughing. ..im guessing exhaust n other stuff on him . Light turns green....he goes, but Z is too much for him. Gets behind me and turns on side street.

Array · 08-01-2014, 12:27 AM

Quiet often I get these two

1. Thats only a v4 right?! (at a gas station as I'm pumping 93 octane)

2. How fast have you gotten in it?!

And occasionally the good head nod and thumbs up

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire165

At the red light, a guy and his gf pulled up in a modded honda prelude, stereo blasting.

Honda: nice Z man.
Me: thanks, it's my baby.
Honda: it's gotta be stick shift.
Me: nah, its auto.
Honda: oh man, that sucks!!
Me: its not bad.
While its about to change to green, he starts reving his engine and girlfriend starts laughing. ..im guessing exhaust n other stuff on him . Light turns green....he goes, but Z is too much for him. Gets behind me and turns on side street.

assuming your location is a zip code you wouldn't happen to be in the Aurora/Naperville area of illinois would you?

Z_ealot · 08-01-2014, 08:28 AM

at a red light once had a newer toyota camry pull up next to me with 2 kids in the back...

Kid: how many seats does that car have?
Me: it's a 2 seater
Kid: (in snooty voice) well our car has 5 seats
Me: that's ok, having 2 seats just gives me more room to store dead hookers in the back
Kid: (looks on in terror and disbelief as i roll away)

07-31-2014, 10:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Darketch Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Virginia Posts: 429 Drives: 14 NISMO #292 Rep Power: 14	Pulled up to a red light with my windows down, 2 girls pull next to me. One girl says, "are you married?, cause you look good in that car!!!!" jaedub and ajm216 like this.

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MadMan Base Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Madison, Ala. Posts: 91 Drives: 2013 370Z GM AT7 Rep Power: 14	I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back. After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try. Tell me you're not putting them up front with you. Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride. Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane. Z_ealot, RonRizz and P's_Z like this. __________________ Bone Stock

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TreeSemdyZee Premium Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Kentuck-IANA Age: 62 Posts: 4,888 Drives: '09 370 & ‘14 Juke Rep Power: 27410	Best Red Light Questions Not at a red light, but in a Rally's drive-through. Two eleven or twelve year-old kids, "Your car's cool" which I love because I remember how much I loved cars at that age. Then their mother (working the window) says, "They tell me your car is cool." Grrrr. Gimme my ma damn fries wench. P's_Z likes this. __________________ Borla S-Type \| Motordyne \| Z1 (lots) \| South Bend \| K&N \| Nismo/Nismo S-Tune \| Eibach \| Aerojacket \| Fujimara \| Spl \| ZSpeed Performance \| Kenwood-Infinity-Sound Ordnance \| Whiteline \| Ecutek \| Hotchkis \| Clazzio \| VQ Vortex \|Morimoto XB \|Dynosty Tune 329.64hp 265.73 ft/lb

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Z_ealot A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 2,045 Drives: 09 370Z Touring/Sprt Rep Power: 10092	at a red light once had a newer toyota camry pull up next to me with 2 kids in the back... Kid: how many seats does that car have? Me: it's a 2 seater Kid: (in snooty voice) well our car has 5 seats Me: that's ok, having 2 seats just gives me more room to store dead hookers in the back Kid: (looks on in terror and disbelief as i roll away) ufoz8mycow, jpkirk, MadChemist and 8 others like this.

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07-31-2014, 10:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
fire165 Base Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Chicago burbs. Posts: 242 Drives: 14.370Z. Auto Sport Rep Power: 15	At the red light, a guy and his gf pulled up in a modded honda prelude, stereo blasting. Honda: nice Z man. Me: thanks, it's my baby. Honda: it's gotta be stick shift. Me: nah, its auto. Honda: oh man, that sucks!! Me: its not bad. While its about to change to green, he starts reving his engine and girlfriend starts laughing. ..im guessing exhaust n other stuff on him . Light turns green....he goes, but Z is too much for him. Gets behind me and turns on side street.

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