Most Stupid Thing Heard From a Nissan Dealer

Read T · 08-07-2014, 01:45 PM

Another incident when my brother was looking to buy an S14 (he ended up getting a mint '98)

Brother On phone to dealer "just to make sure, it's advertised as a manual 5 speed is that correct?"

Dealer "Let me go look"

....5 minutes go by....

Dealer "Yep, 5 speed manual"

Brother drives 3 hours to go look at and hopefully puchase car

Dealer "here it is!"

Brother "That's a 4 speed automatic"

Drives 3 hours back home

His car now:

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Read T · 08-07-2014, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

maybe tech was not born yet in 97..

Haha. Hope so, this was is 2003/4.

theDreamer · 08-07-2014, 01:56 PM

"Lets sit down and work out a great deal for you."

Also, when buying my Z, my dad was with at one dealer. Sales guy calls me a few days later, "you need to come buy this now, your dad will agree it is a good deal." My father heard that and started laughing while I was on the phone.

6spd · 08-07-2014, 02:03 PM

Everything out of the salesmans mouth?

kenchan · 08-07-2014, 02:23 PM

i use to hand my kid the phone (when he was a baby) all calls from car dealerships.

dada booboo da?

wat? ken? hello?

biii booo baaah..

hello?

big daddy · 08-07-2014, 02:26 PM

Me agreeing To pay $2500 over MSRP for the new vet

enkei2k · 08-07-2014, 02:31 PM

we already have a thread about this here:

Most Stupid Thing Heard From a Nissan Dealer

kenchan · 08-07-2014, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enkei2k

we already have a thread about this here:

Most Stupid Thing Heard From a Nissan Dealer

yah, edub mentioned he got kicked out or something?

Super Werty · 08-07-2014, 03:05 PM

Dealer: Nice 350!

Me: yea thanks it's a 370

Amj2020 · 08-07-2014, 04:13 PM

"The price you're getting is great, this is an amazing one time only deal the manager said. Its already below invoice, you know that is what WE pay...What should we lose money here??"

God-Speed · 08-07-2014, 04:25 PM

To many things to list.

edub370 · 08-07-2014, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enkei2k

we already have a thread about this here:

Most Stupid Thing Heard From a Nissan Dealer

doesnt have to be nissan specific.

kenchan · 08-07-2014, 04:30 PM

a sales lady at mazda mentioned long time ago that the protege5 had a 32cylinder V8 engine or something.

i was like wow!

and she was like "impressive right?

"

..

Mitco39 · 08-07-2014, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

a sales lady at mazda mentioned long time ago that the protege5 had a 32cylinder V8 engine or something.

i was like wow!

and she was like "impressive right?

"

..

Thats when you said "Thats not impressive, ill show you impressive!" Right?

kenchan · 08-07-2014, 04:34 PM

i was also randomly asked by some sales staff if i could drive manual and to pull back their demo car that was blocking another customer car from getting out the service bay... at mazda.

08-07-2014, 01:45 PM	#271 (permalink)
Read T A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 1,046 Drives: 11 Nissan 370z BC 6M Rep Power: 17	Another incident when my brother was looking to buy an S14 (he ended up getting a mint '98) Brother On phone to dealer "just to make sure, it's advertised as a manual 5 speed is that correct?" Dealer "Let me go look" ....5 minutes go by.... Dealer "Yep, 5 speed manual" Brother drives 3 hours to go look at and hopefully puchase car Dealer "here it is!" Brother "That's a 4 speed automatic" Drives 3 hours back home His car now: ( Click to show/hide ) Zoren 370 likes this. __________________ 2011 Nissan 370z Black Cherry Sport Pkg - Daily Driver, , 1960 Morgan +4 fun car, 1986 BMW 325ES, 1998 M3 and 1996 Spec Miata - Race Cars SUPPORT TEAM WINSOME RACING - WRL, CHUMP, LEMONS Last edited by Read T; 08-07-2014 at 01:51 PM.

08-07-2014, 01:56 PM	#273 (permalink)
theDreamer A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 30,879 Drives: 370z Rep Power: 4210	"Lets sit down and work out a great deal for you." Also, when buying my Z, my dad was with at one dealer. Sales guy calls me a few days later, "you need to come buy this now, your dad will agree it is a good deal." My father heard that and started laughing while I was on the phone. DEpointfive0 likes this. __________________ theDreamer's Z // Fast Intentions // Uprev // GTM // HKS // TEIN theDreamer's Silvia // URAS // GREDDY Houston Zs // Facebook // Twitter // Instagram

08-07-2014, 02:03 PM	#274 (permalink)
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08-07-2014, 02:23 PM	#275 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	i use to hand my kid the phone (when he was a baby) all calls from car dealerships. dada booboo da? wat? ken? hello? biii booo baaah.. hello? Mitco39 likes this.

08-07-2014, 02:26 PM	#276 (permalink)
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enkei2k A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: NYC Posts: 6,365 Drives: '12 G41 B/S M6 Rep Power: 3716	we already have a thread about this here: Most Stupid Thing Heard From a Nissan Dealer Zteve likes this. __________________ ...need boost...

08-07-2014, 03:05 PM	#279 (permalink)
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08-07-2014, 04:13 PM	#280 (permalink)
Amj2020 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: NY/LI Posts: 393 Drives: MB Z,Jeep,BMW Rep Power: 13	"The price you're getting is great, this is an amazing one time only deal the manager said. Its already below invoice, you know that is what WE pay...What should we lose money here??" __________________ 2012 Magnetic Black 370z \| Fast Intentions CBE \| Stillen G3 \| Motordyne ART \| H&R Coilovers \| Work Emotion \| Fujimura \| Uprev \| Amuse\| GT-R Start

08-07-2014, 04:25 PM	#281 (permalink)
God-Speed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Austin, Tx. Posts: 4,352 Drives: Prototype Rep Power: 2684376	To many things to list.

08-07-2014, 04:30 PM	#283 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	a sales lady at mazda mentioned long time ago that the protege5 had a 32cylinder V8 engine or something. i was like wow! and she was like "impressive right? " ..

08-07-2014, 04:34 PM	#285 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	i was also randomly asked by some sales staff if i could drive manual and to pull back their demo car that was blocking another customer car from getting out the service bay... at mazda.

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