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Old 06-19-2011, 06:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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/\ why do you need two???
Maybe you eff one, and finger the other, so that you can pretend youre havind a 3sum
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Well, that's better than what initially popped into my mind when I read that.
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Well, that's better than what initially popped into my mind when I read that.
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Nothing quite so "strange" as /\, I was just thinking perhaps it was one for him and another for his "friend". Geesh.
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Nothing quite so "strange" as /\, I was just thinking perhaps it was one for him and another for his "friend". Geesh.
Oh, yeah, I guess that would be a more normal conclusion
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Oh, yeah, I guess that would be a more normal conclusion
Yours is more "unique" line of thought though...

BX is military iirc, I wonder if dual penors would be a disqualification for military service (like flat feet)? When I went thru MEPS, clearly low intelligence wasn't.
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BX is military iirc, I wonder if dual penors would be a disqualification for military service (like flat feet)? When I went thru MEPS, clearly low intelligence wasn't.
I want more soldiers with duel penors. That way they can spread democracy (VIA effing the natives) twice as fast. Also, I think it would intimidate the enemy. Who would want to fuck with a country who has a bunch of two-cocked soldiers? Not me.
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I want more soldiers with duel penors. That way they can spread democracy (VIA effing the natives) twice as fast. Also, I think it would intimidate the enemy. Who would want to fuck with a country who has a bunch of two-cocked soldiers? Not me.
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I've decided that I would like to have duel penile instruments, as long as they were in such a formation that allowed for simultaneous insertion in both the vag and the anus. If it was some wonky penis that jetted off to the side, or some midget penis
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Oh, and totally agree w/you. tiny extra stub penis ftl.
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Frost, you think we've totally ruined this thread now???

PS--if some of our comments don't make the "quotes" thread, I don't know what will.
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