Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[FromG2Z]

I was hoping to never contribute to this thread from personal experience.... this might not be as bad as some of the others, but it still made me furious nonetheless.

So I had a date night with my wife, we went out for some sushi and watched a movie. I parked my Z in a front spot yet away from any one else. I scooted over to the side and I come out of the movie to this.

He wasn't necessarily "over" the line, but pretty damn close. I inspected my side for ANY sign of a scuff or scarier, ding. Luckily there was none. If there was any, I swear, I would have keyed that f*ing van 5 times over at least.

What really irks me is that the WHOLE parking lot is open. Park there. Or at least, if you're going to park next to me, park properly and give me some ample room. If I have to be uber careful opening MY door to make sure I don't touch his passenger door, HE PARKED TOO CLOSE. End of story.