Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Davey]

There are "a few" larger parking spaces where I work, because they put in some little grass-filled sections at the end of the rows and the sizes didn't work out, so the end spaces are like 1.5 cars.

Awesome, right? So I snag one of these about every morning, they're way far from the door so only guys who give a crap about their car would take one.

I come in one day and some dumbass has parked their Mitsubishi Lancer in it. And no, it's not an EVO, it's a freaking automatic Lancer with a spoiler.