Official Crappy Parkers Thread

happytheman · 03-21-2012, 11:22 AM

Huck, you shoulda gone gangsta on his azz and poured male tomcat urine (I know you carry some at all times, right?) down his windshield so it gets in his a/c vents! That woulda learned him!

Huck · 03-21-2012, 01:52 PM

Of course I always have some on me! Hell, I'm drinking some right now!

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nmjaxx9 · 03-21-2012, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Huck

Here's a couple for you guys. A saturn that was locking in the car to its right, with nice bfgoodrich tires on it for some reason...

And then a soccer mom driving a Versa. I watched her park (if you can call it that) get out and walk off, then realize that she left her kid in the car. She came back to get the kid and then left again. I just stared at her in disbelief.

Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff.

I park like this sometimes, when I run into a gas station and I dont need to fill up!

alcheng · 03-22-2012, 02:17 AM

Since when the curb has turned into a "Car-Stopper" ???

The head-in does not cross the line but scary enough

canes7 · 03-22-2012, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

Since when the curb has turned into a "Car-Stopper" ???

Park by braille.

m4a1mustang · 03-22-2012, 07:19 AM

This douchenozzle is a repeat offender

onzedge · 03-22-2012, 07:46 AM

happytheman · 03-22-2012, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

Since when the curb has turned into a "Car-Stopper" ???

The head-in does not cross the line but scary enough

Dude, if we did that bits and pieces would be obliterated.

m4a1mustang · 03-22-2012, 08:02 AM

This is his previous work:

Notice the three stick on vents on the fender.

I thought he was a construction worker at first but he's a well dressed young hispanic man.

Masa · 03-22-2012, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

This is his previous work:

Notice the three stick on vents on the fender.

I thought he was a construction worker at first but he's a well dressed young hispanic man.

LOL this will probably come off as racist but... around the Mid-A area if you see a car/truck/van with stick-on fender vents, tacky chrome trimming, and praying Jesus hands/crying Jesus face than you can be pretty sure of the driver demographics.

m4a1mustang · 03-22-2012, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Masa

LOL this will probably come off as racist but... around the Mid-A area if you see a car/truck/van with stick-on fender vents, tacky chrome trimming, and praying Jesus hands/crying Jesus face than you can be pretty sure of the driver demographics.

You forgot the airbrushed mural of a wolf or wolves.

sexZness · 03-22-2012, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

You forgot the airbrushed mural of a wolf or wolves.

And their last name or city of origin slapped on front windshield/back windshield/both windshields

m4a1mustang · 03-22-2012, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sexZness

And their last name or city of origin slapped on front windshield/back windshield/both windshields

This guy parked OK but it's fitting with our current convo.

KaienZ34 · 03-22-2012, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

This douchenozzle is a repeat offender

Some people just can't figure out this whole driving/parking thingy.

"I'm an excellent driver....excellent driver....i'm just not a good parker....definitely definitely not a good parker!"

KaienZ34 · 03-22-2012, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

You forgot the airbrushed mural of a wolf or wolves.

What like dis?

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03-21-2012, 11:22 AM	#1441 (permalink)
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