Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Mt Tam I am · 01-24-2012, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackZeda

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati

- It's black

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

If he parked back a foot or so he would be unquestionable. Being in Timbuktu, why screw with him.

I always park closest to curb myself.

Z_Girl · 01-24-2012, 11:03 AM

Yeah he's within the lines but where I parked is where only a few sports cars are parked... Its a far walk. And this jackoff has to park in the spot right NEXT to me. I swear, it's going to be someone like this that give me my first ding.

I love this thread BTW. This always happens to me!...I make the effort to park off alone and some one can't help but think my Z must be lonely all by herself and parks as close as possible even though there are a million other open spaces. It's all kinds of cars, trucks, minivans…I just don't get it! Well really, they just don't get it.

I'll start snapping photos for sure, there have been some doozies lately.

BlackZeda · 01-24-2012, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

If he parked back a foot or so he would be unquestionable. Being in Timbuktu, why screw with him.

I always park closest to curb myself.

Yeah, I personally wouldn't mess with him, but I think the thing that bugs me is that he feels that he is entitled to four parking spaces because he has a Maserati. Yet, with that amount of boldness, he is timid to encroach only slightly on those other spaces.

It disturbs my sense of order in the universe

BTW, he is about four spaces away from the next car to his right...but I suspect he is the owner of the restaurant and his peons I suppose woudn't dare take any of those spots next to him.

I guess I have a problem with authority and/or bosses like that...I'm a jerk!

happytheman · 01-24-2012, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725

I'm still a woman, horrible at parking and sometimes driving.

Meh, a lot of guys say that women in general are horrible drivers...and perhaps it's true, but there are exceptions to every rule. My wife, for instance, is an excellent driver.

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottIN

Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way.

Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

Epic FAIL! In a smart car no less! Those things turn on a dime!

happytheman · 01-24-2012, 01:19 PM

This is how I like to park!

b1adesofcha0s · 01-24-2012, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackZeda

Yeah, I personally wouldn't mess with him, but I think the thing that bugs me is that he feels that he is entitled to four parking spaces because he has a Maserati. Yet, with that amount of boldness, he is timid to encroach only slightly on those other spaces.

It disturbs my sense of order in the universe

BTW, he is about four spaces away from the next car to his right...but I suspect he is the owner of the restaurant and his peons I suppose woudn't dare take any of those spots next to him.

I guess I have a problem with authority and/or bosses like that...I'm a jerk!

Maybe it was just an accident and he didn't mean to take up four spaces? Could have just been in a hurry and not paid attention to how he parked.

BlackZeda · 01-24-2012, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Maybe it was just an accident and he didn't mean to take up four spaces? Could have just been in a hurry and not paid attention to how he parked.

Man, your generousity and giving the guy the benefit of the doubt is really bringing me down

b1adesofcha0s · 01-24-2012, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackZeda

Man, your generousity and giving the guy the benefit of the doubt is really bringing me down

Sorry bro

keb370z · 01-24-2012, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottIN

Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way.

Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

THAT is painful to watch. Put that on repeat and I will give up any and all information to any police department/government/IRS.

Women have a reputation for bad driving and parking, and for good reasons. But I've seen some pretty pathetic driving from men, too... and men don't have an excuse.

haitech · 01-24-2012, 06:48 PM

Try women AND asian. Puahahaha

N0SL3N · 01-25-2012, 09:49 PM

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This was at work. I figured I was safe parking next to the spot that was blocked off with construction supports and caution tape... Apparently not.

370zproject · 01-26-2012, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by N0SL3N

Attachment 40172

This was at work. I figured I was safe parking next to the spot that was blocked off with construction supports and caution tape... Apparently not.

Z_Girl · 01-26-2012, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N0SL3N

Attachment 40172

This was at work. I figured I was safe parking next to the spot that was blocked off with construction supports and caution tape... Apparently not.

happytheman · 01-26-2012, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N0SL3N

Attachment 40172

This was at work. I figured I was safe parking next to the spot that was blocked off with construction supports and caution tape... Apparently not.

Definitely worthy of a face palm, but I'm curious...why was it cordoned off with the caution tape?

bflosabre91 · 01-26-2012, 01:58 PM

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01-24-2012, 11:03 AM	#1142 (permalink)
Z_Girl Base Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: .... Posts: 234 Drives: ... Rep Power: 13	Yeah he's within the lines but where I parked is where only a few sports cars are parked... Its a far walk. And this jackoff has to park in the spot right NEXT to me. I swear, it's going to be someone like this that give me my first ding. I love this thread BTW. This always happens to me!...I make the effort to park off alone and some one can't help but think my Z must be lonely all by herself and parks as close as possible even though there are a million other open spaces. It's all kinds of cars, trucks, minivans…I just don't get it! Well really, they just don't get it. I'll start snapping photos for sure, there have been some doozies lately.

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