Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Gauge · 10-17-2011, 03:21 PM

Just adding some more random pics.

happytheman · 10-17-2011, 08:29 PM

Oh wow! Getting some real quality submissions here lately! Are there more crappy parkers out there than good ones I wonder?

Masa · 10-18-2011, 07:24 AM

Brand new Lexus CT200, still had temporary tags on it. Looks like driver was parking by 'feel' and ended up kissing the wall.

Red__Zed · 10-18-2011, 07:31 AM

Ouch.

Gauge · 10-18-2011, 08:35 AM

What's funny is that he didn't back up.

gurneyeagle · 10-18-2011, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Gauge

What's funny is that he didn't back up.

I didn't realize my wife had gotten a valet job parking cars!

A little background - brought home a brand new 2001 Honda Odyssey, and dropped it off at her office so we could trade cars. She proceeded to pull into a parking space bordered by hurricane (metal) fence. Since she couldn't judge the nose of her new car, she decided it wise to pull "all the way up" to the fence.

Problem was the fence had been dipped in a galvanizing solution and thus had hundreds of little barbs on the strands that conveniently punched about 10 holes in the front bumper.

Then there's the story of pullng the new Expedition out of the garage before the door was all the way up, but I'll save that one for another time.

christian370z · 10-22-2011, 07:10 PM

I saw some good parking action recently, these were all baseball players. The worst parkers I have seen have been baseball players or parents. My school never fails to deliver the goods:

Good thing they stayed away from my car, otherwise I'd have been pissed.

onzedge · 10-22-2011, 07:11 PM

^^^ Maybe that is the parking lot for the MENSA meeting.

birdmanx1 · 10-23-2011, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by christian370z

Washing my car last weekend, I looked down at the lower parking lot and saw this giant fail.

It's called a convertible for a reason, put the top up like an intelligent human being. Oh, and don't freaking park in the middle of the already small road.

EazyD · 10-23-2011, 10:28 PM

If you park your squid like this... f*** you

b1adesofcha0s · 10-23-2011, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EazyD

If you park your squid like this... f*** you

urdeliveryguy · 10-23-2011, 11:58 PM

been working the late shift at the airport last few weeks and i park out in boonieland next to my cusin. one night i came out alil later than normal and this saturn vue was so close to my drivers side door i could barely squeeze by. have no idea how he got outta his car as i couldn't get in mine. so im out there in the dark cursing with a flashlight in my hand looking over the side of the z. so now i park here about 3 spots over on the end.

alcheng · 10-24-2011, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Pharmacist

Some more

Where is that plaza?? Let me avoid going there

birdmanx1 · 10-24-2011, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by EazyD

If you park your squid like this... f*** you

Now that's boss!!!

NissanGuy23 · 10-24-2011, 08:59 AM

Skilled parking job i saw at the Christiana Mall in DE this weekend

Behold the floating dually...

10-17-2011, 08:29 PM	#887 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1822	Oh wow! Getting some real quality submissions here lately! Are there more crappy parkers out there than good ones I wonder? __________________ --Brantly-- *PowderCoating by Mike/Stillen/PWJDM/Shine Auto/NST* GTR/Michelin /Fast Intentions/Evo-R/Mobil 1/Motul/Z1 https://facebook.com/CentralFloridaZClub

10-18-2011, 07:24 AM	#888 (permalink)
Masa A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Annapolis, MD Posts: 2,237 Drives: Family Cars Rep Power: 20	Brand new Lexus CT200, still had temporary tags on it. Looks like driver was parking by 'feel' and ended up kissing the wall. __________________ BMW 340i Jeep Cherokee Trailhawk

10-18-2011, 08:35 AM	#890 (permalink)
Gauge Track Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Madison WI Posts: 867 Drives: 2012 370Z Nismo PW Rep Power: 14	What's funny is that he didn't back up. __________________ I am a demon bolt slayer.

10-22-2011, 07:10 PM	#892 (permalink)
christian370z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Newport Beach Posts: 3,900 Drives: 2010 370Z/Saab 900se Rep Power: 431	I saw some good parking action recently, these were all baseball players. The worst parkers I have seen have been baseball players or parents. My school never fails to deliver the goods: Good thing they stayed away from my car, otherwise I'd have been pissed. __________________ -320whp / 259wftlbs- SP Rays -- RE-11s -- SpecialtyZ Tune -- Swift Springs -- Stillen 25R Oil Cooler -- Stillen G3 Intakes -- Berk HFCs -- F.I. 12" CBE -- Stillen Sway Bars -- Es14 Spring -- INGS+1 lip -- CF Spoiler -- GTR Start Button -- VLED Parking Lights -- PWJDM V2 shift knob

10-22-2011, 07:11 PM	#893 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	^^^ Maybe that is the parking lot for the MENSA meeting. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

10-18-2011, 07:31 AM	#889 (permalink)
Red__Zed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: window seat Posts: 28,940 Drives: Mostly on two wheels Rep Power: 119	Ouch.

10-23-2011, 10:28 PM	#895 (permalink)
EazyD A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Massachusetts, USA Posts: 1,211 Drives: 2010 6MT Sport pkg. Rep Power: 25	If you park your squid like this... f*** you __________________ Pearl White 2010 370Z Sport, Stillen CBE, tint, K&N drop-in filters, GT-R start button, Kenwood DNX-6980 with backup cam, LED bulbs, Raceseng shift knob.

10-23-2011, 11:58 PM	#897 (permalink)
urdeliveryguy Enthusiast Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: philadelphia / delco Posts: 278 Drives: 09' touring 6sp Rep Power: 13	been working the late shift at the airport last few weeks and i park out in boonieland next to my cusin. one night i came out alil later than normal and this saturn vue was so close to my drivers side door i could barely squeeze by. have no idea how he got outta his car as i couldn't get in mine. so im out there in the dark cursing with a flashlight in my hand looking over the side of the z. so now i park here about 3 spots over on the end.

10-24-2011, 08:59 AM	#900 (permalink)
NissanGuy23 Track Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: West Chester, PA Age: 35 Posts: 752 Drives: 09 370Z NISMO PG 6MT Rep Power: 14	Skilled parking job i saw at the Christiana Mall in DE this weekend Behold the floating dually...

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