Official Crappy Parkers Thread

MagmaRed370z · 05-17-2015, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by God-Speed

My wife and I came cross this one yesterday.

IDIOT!!!

that's not even a 911. And even if it was they are still a big idiot.

Jsolo · 05-17-2015, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by God-Speed

My wife and I came cross this one yesterday.

IDIOT!!!

Why? If he's as far away from the entrance as it appears in the pic, why not park that way. Granted car should of been backed in, but that's beside the point.

TexasChuck · 05-17-2015, 03:24 PM

The Porche is parked way out there just to keep some bozo from scratching his car. Although, parking that way may temp some jealous sob to intentionally scratch his car. I'm for parking my Z way out, but between the lines. Preferably next to another sports car.

LunaZ · 05-17-2015, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jsolo

Why? If he's as far away from the entrance as it appears in the pic, why not park that way. Granted car should of been backed in, but that's beside the point.

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Originally Posted by TexasChuck

The Porche is parked way out there just to keep some bozo from scratching his car. Although, parking that way may temp some jealous sob to intentionally scratch his car. I'm for parking my Z way out, but between the lines. Preferably next to another sports car.

How do you know he's far away in no-man's land?
From where that picture is taken, it just might be close to another row of stores.
I really don't think all those other people, particularly the well-worn CR-V, are parked in no-man's land, but I could be wrong.

God-Speed · 05-17-2015, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

How do you know he's far away in no-man's land?
From where that picture is taken, it just might be close to another row of stores.
I really don't think all those other people, particularly the well-worn CR-V, are parked in no-man's land, but I could be wrong.

LunaZ, you are not wrong. This is next to Abuelo's Restaurant in south Austin. This idiot could have parked about 10 spaces to his right and had no one around him. I learned a long time ago, "it doesn't matter what you drive or how far you park away, if you take up two spaces or more you are just asking for trouble!"

SwissCheese · 05-17-2015, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by God-Speed

My wife and I came cross this one yesterday.

IDIOT!!!

Those spaces look tiny!

Zipper 104 · 05-17-2015, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by God-Speed

My wife and I came cross this one yesterday.

IDIOT!!!

I used to know a guy that had a Boxster. It was always, "Hey honey, how about you go down and get that bottle of wine out of the PORSCHE?" ...and what's with showing to a party and leaving booze down in your car????
Made me puke. Pompous a**......and a Boxster??? What a loser!
Even he finally clued in. Got a G35.

Saw a new Boxster a few months ago. They actually look OK.
Saw an old one in a Costco parking lot awhile ago too. They look like crap.
Poor man's Porsche.

104

darkphantom · 05-17-2015, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Zipper 104

I used to know a guy that had a Boxster. It was always, "Hey honey, how about you go down and get that bottle of wine out of the PORSCHE?" ...and what's with showing to a party and leaving booze down in your car????
Made me puke. Pompous a**......and a Boxster??? What a loser!
Even he finally clued in. Got a G35.

Saw a new Boxster a few months ago. They actually look OK.
Saw an old one in a Costco parking lot awhile ago too. They look like crap.
Poor man's Porsche.

104

They look REALLY nice in person...the price tag is really nice too

Spyder is the only one worth getting but at $82k...i'll find myself a nice used 997 911

Rusty · 05-18-2015, 12:46 AM

If you wanted to see crappy parkers. You should have been to ZDayZ.

victort · 05-18-2015, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zipper 104

I used to know a guy that had a Boxster. It was always, "Hey honey, how about you go down and get that bottle of wine out of the PORSCHE?" ...and what's with showing to a party and leaving booze down in your car????
Made me puke. Pompous a**......and a Boxster??? What a loser!
Even he finally clued in. Got a G35.

Saw a new Boxster a few months ago. They actually look OK.
Saw an old one in a Costco parking lot awhile ago too. They look like crap.
Poor man's Porsche.

104

poor man's Porsche??? i thought that was the 370z???

exsanity · 05-17-2015, 08:13 PM

SwissCheese · 06-03-2015, 09:54 PM

I consider this to be a very considerate parking job, actually.

P's_Z · 06-03-2015, 10:00 PM

I love this thread sooo much! Its just so full of win, or is that fails?

We'll, you guys know what i mean

37zeroZ · 06-03-2015, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SwissCheese

I consider this to be a very considerate parking job, actually.

Appears to be taking a dump in the lawn. It's only fitting.

axmea? · 06-07-2015, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 37zeroZ

Appears to be taking a dump in the lawn. It's only fitting.

Driver actually took a short cut, coming from the street behind him and went straight for the parking spot. Winning move actually.

05-17-2015, 03:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
TexasChuck Track Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: SE Texas Posts: 556 Drives: 2014 Black Cherry Co Rep Power: 14	Agreed! The Porche is parked way out there just to keep some bozo from scratching his car. Although, parking that way may temp some jealous sob to intentionally scratch his car. I'm for parking my Z way out, but between the lines. Preferably next to another sports car.

05-18-2015, 12:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 69 Posts: 35,531 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684439	If you wanted to see crappy parkers. You should have been to ZDayZ. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

05-17-2015, 08:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
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06-03-2015, 09:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
SwissCheese Track Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Iowa Posts: 785 Drives: 2012 370Z NISMO Rep Power: 67	I consider this to be a very considerate parking job, actually. __________________ Current Ride: 2012 Nissan 370Z NISMO #0389 Mods: Fast Intentions Resonated Test Pipes and TDX Exhaust with 18" Resonators (#1054), K&N Drop-Ins, GTR Start Button

06-03-2015, 10:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
P's_Z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: PR Posts: 1,530 Drives: Zeta Rep Power: 470	I love this thread sooo much! Its just so full of win, or is that fails? We'll, you guys know what i mean __________________ Zeta

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