Official Crappy Parkers Thread

GaleForce · 10-05-2012, 08:21 PM

Yes, he's straddling the line and the other spot is for the handicapped... He flipped me off when I said something to him about it.

IMG_2020 by J M Gale, on Flickr

shadoquad · 10-05-2012, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

Yes, he's straddling the line and the other spot is for the handicapped... He flipped me off when I said something to him about it.

IMG_2020 by J M Gale, on Flickr

What a jackarse.

alcheng · 10-05-2012, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

Yes, he's straddling the line and the other spot is for the handicapped... He flipped me off when I said something to him about it.

IMG_2020 by J M Gale, on Flickr

Setup an email and send the pic to his boss... unless that that douchebag is the boss...

GaleForce · 10-05-2012, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

Setup an email and send the pic to his boss... unless that that douchebag is the boss...

He looked cleaner than the delivery guy normally looks... But I like your idea

ShinyBlueZ · 10-05-2012, 10:44 PM

I get pretty bored at work.. so I think maybe I'll check their website and if there's an email address I'm gonna mess with them next time I have spare time lol

gonna attach your pic and tell him I was a handicapped guy who pulled in and wanted to park in the single handicapped spot in the lot, and when I politely asked their employee, all I did was get flipped off and threatened

"your rude employee told me if I didn't shut my handicapped mouth.. he was going to break my other leg too so I couldn't drive anymore period."

gonna tell the company I frequent that shop, and the next time I see any parking like this I'm reporting them, along with a record of this first initial incident.

hahaha if nothing else.. that's gonna be a funny conversation they have
"hey did you threaten to beat up some handicapped guy at the coffee shop because you parked like a douche?"

Haboob · 10-06-2012, 11:30 AM

So I was just using StumbleUpon today for random sites and came across one that had just random "gifts" to buy. One was a box of these:

Amazon.com: Offensive Business Cards: Toys & Games

(It's a large image, but makes it very clear what it says!)

( Click to show/hide )

nmjaxx9 · 10-06-2012, 08:51 PM

good idea, but leaving notes is better, more creative imo

GaleForce · 10-06-2012, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by nmjaxx9

good idea, but leaving notes is better, more creative imo

Meh, I wipe poop on door handles... my poop.

JARblue · 10-07-2012, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

Meh, I wipe poop on door handles... my poop.

If I were willing to do this, I would wait until they come out to their car, pelt them with my poop as they frantically try to get into their car, and continue the attack until they drive out of poop-flinging range

Snakes709 · 10-07-2012, 12:39 AM

So the other day i came into a parking lot at a store. This assclown with a white pickup truck was on a angle with the left tire and bumper over the line. I said **** it and pulled in. Maybe about 1/2" between my bumper and his tire and about the same amount of space between his door and mine.

I go in, get what i needed to get and as im walking out i watch the guy climb into his passenger side, wiggle over to the driver side. Pull forward (so he wouldnt hit me), backed up, opend his door and hit my car a few times. Backed up some more, opend the door, hit my car again, then drove off. Mean while im laughing so hard that he took the time to do that to my car. While my evo is down im driving a 03 Cavalier with 216,000km. Has huge dents in each quarter panel, front bumper is cracked to ****, rear bumper has a huge hole in it and a few rust spots. Does he really think him hitting my doors and getting his paint on it (no dents were made), is going to bother me? Boy i wish i had a video of it with this song..... (also this video is of my squadron at the range)

ASqn lovely day at the range - YouTube

ShinyBlueZ · 10-07-2012, 12:45 AM

you play it way cooler than me

I would've either recorded it on my cell phone then reported him for vandalism/made him pay for body work + paint on my entire passenger side haha

that or if it was my Z.. I would've probably just taken his miserable life.

I really hate people sometimes.

Snakes709 · 10-07-2012, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ShinyBlueZ

you play it way cooler than me

I would've either recorded it on my cell phone then reported him for vandalism/made him pay for body work + paint on my entire passenger side haha

that or if it was my Z.. I would've probably just taken his miserable life.

I really hate people sometimes.

if it was my evo, i wouldnt have parked near anyone. But with the cavalier, since everything is falling apart, i could care less.

nmjaxx9 · 10-07-2012, 12:52 PM

i couldnt resist

Haboob · 10-08-2012, 01:43 PM

I hope this doesn't count as bad mouthing the police, but this officer decided they were going to park wherever they wanted (their car was there for well over an hour too):

Also saw this on the walk back to our main building (did some fancy MSPaint work to put it all into one picture):

Snakes709 · 10-08-2012, 03:39 PM

completely retarded, or very smart...

10-05-2012, 08:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
GaleForce A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 21,749 Drives: Varis Arising II Rep Power: 51866	Yes, he's straddling the line and the other spot is for the handicapped... He flipped me off when I said something to him about it. IMG_2020 by J M Gale, on Flickr onzedge likes this. __________________ >>>GaleForce's Build<<< >>>FaceBook @3GsCustoms<<<>>>Instagram @GaleForce370z<<< Varis Kamikaze-Z

10-05-2012, 10:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
ShinyBlueZ Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: In My Z Posts: 462 Drives: Shiniest Bluest Z Rep Power: 15	I get pretty bored at work.. so I think maybe I'll check their website and if there's an email address I'm gonna mess with them next time I have spare time lol gonna attach your pic and tell him I was a handicapped guy who pulled in and wanted to park in the single handicapped spot in the lot, and when I politely asked their employee, all I did was get flipped off and threatened "your rude employee told me if I didn't shut my handicapped mouth.. he was going to break my other leg too so I couldn't drive anymore period." gonna tell the company I frequent that shop, and the next time I see any parking like this I'm reporting them, along with a record of this first initial incident. hahaha if nothing else.. that's gonna be a funny conversation they have "hey did you threaten to beat up some handicapped guy at the coffee shop because you parked like a douche?" GaleForce likes this.

10-07-2012, 12:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
Snakes709 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Edmonton Posts: 1,205 Drives: 2011 Evo-X GSR Rep Power: 19	So the other day i came into a parking lot at a store. This assclown with a white pickup truck was on a angle with the left tire and bumper over the line. I said ** it and pulled in. Maybe about 1/2" between my bumper and his tire and about the same amount of space between his door and mine. I go in, get what i needed to get and as im walking out i watch the guy climb into his passenger side, wiggle over to the driver side. Pull forward (so he wouldnt hit me), backed up, opend his door and hit my car a few times. Backed up some more, opend the door, hit my car again, then drove off. Mean while im laughing so hard that he took the time to do that to my car. While my evo is down im driving a 03 Cavalier with 216,000km. Has huge dents in each quarter panel, front bumper is cracked to , rear bumper has a huge hole in it and a few rust spots. Does he really think him hitting my doors and getting his paint on it (no dents were made), is going to bother me? Boy i wish i had a video of it with this song..... (also this video is of my squadron at the range) ASqn lovely day at the range - YouTube __________________ 2011 Evo-GSR** AMS 2.4 stroker/ bore, FP Black build in progress. Sponsor: DSG Performance

10-08-2012, 03:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
Snakes709 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Edmonton Posts: 1,205 Drives: 2011 Evo-X GSR Rep Power: 19	completely retarded, or very smart... __________________ 2011 Evo-GSR AMS 2.4 stroker/ bore, FP Black build in progress. Sponsor: DSG Performance

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10-06-2012, 11:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1388	So I was just using StumbleUpon today for random sites and came across one that had just random "gifts" to buy. One was a box of these: Amazon.com: Offensive Business Cards: Toys & Games (It's a large image, but makes it very clear what it says!) ( Click to show/hide )

10-06-2012, 08:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
nmjaxx9 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Middletown, Ct Posts: 5,853 Drives: 2011 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 27	good idea, but leaving notes is better, more creative imo

10-07-2012, 12:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
ShinyBlueZ Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: In My Z Posts: 462 Drives: Shiniest Bluest Z Rep Power: 15	you play it way cooler than me I would've either recorded it on my cell phone then reported him for vandalism/made him pay for body work + paint on my entire passenger side haha that or if it was my Z.. I would've probably just taken his miserable life. I really hate people sometimes.

10-07-2012, 12:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
nmjaxx9 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Middletown, Ct Posts: 5,853 Drives: 2011 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 27	i couldnt resist

10-08-2012, 01:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1388	I hope this doesn't count as bad mouthing the police, but this officer decided they were going to park wherever they wanted (their car was there for well over an hour too): Also saw this on the walk back to our main building (did some fancy MSPaint work to put it all into one picture):