370z Complaints so far?

UNKNOWN_370 · 11-10-2011, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZForce

My complaints are:

It does not does not come with the old cup holder (like on the Z33) which would be near the glove box .....now I get burnt balls everytime I am transporting two mocha's.

Blind spot
Legs do not stretch out long enough
Throat could be larger
Arse could be fatter
Knockers are too small
Does not warm up fast enough
Has a tendancy to slip out when I wanna slip in

Other than that she puts out everynight

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! TOOO FUNNY...

Let me see what non-purposeful and totally unaffecting the cars performance I can some up with.... hmmmmm
Well, it doesn't have a temperture reader for my cold drinks. I like to drink my refreshments below 45 degrees. I wish my cupholder could talk and. Tell me my drink is getting warm.
Let's see ummm... it doesn't have an insta pillow in the headrest. That could always scome in handy.
Damn, no back seats
It doesn't recline to bed status.
The clock doesn't have an alarm qnd snooze button.
Its not like a bimmer.
I don't have intelligent cruise. You know how important that is in a pure sports car.
I don't have a toilet bowl in the passengers seat. Why can't NISSAN DO ANYTHING RIGHT! I mean geez. It would be so awesome if u can lift the cushion and take a MEAN SH1YT right in your car.
NO satellite TV... WHY????
NO pool table in the trunk. How boring is this car!!!!!!!!!!!!

onzedge · 11-10-2011, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! TOOO FUNNY...

Let me see what non-purposeful and totally unaffecting the cars performance I can some up with.... hmmmmm
Well, it doesn't have a temperture reader for my cold drinks. I like to drink my refreshments below 45 degrees. I wish my cupholder could talk and. Tell me my drink is getting warm.
Let's see ummm... it doesn't have an insta pillow in the headrest. That could always scome in handy.
Damn, no back seats
It doesn't recline to bed status.
The clock doesn't have an alarm qnd snooze button.
Its not like a bimmer.
I don't have intelligent cruise. You know how important that is in a pure sports car.
I don't have a toilet bowl in the passengers seat. Why can't NISSAN DO ANYTHING RIGHT! I mean geez. It would be so awesome if u can lift the cushion and take a MEAN SH1YT right in your car.
NO satellite TV... WHY????
NO pool table in the trunk. How boring is this car!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha.

ZForce · 11-10-2011, 06:22 PM

tooooo funny .....I about **** my pants with the toilet bowl...

Quote:

Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! TOOO FUNNY...

Let me see what non-purposeful and totally unaffecting the cars performance I can some up with.... hmmmmm
Well, it doesn't have a temperture reader for my cold drinks. I like to drink my refreshments below 45 degrees. I wish my cupholder could talk and. Tell me my drink is getting warm.
Let's see ummm... it doesn't have an insta pillow in the headrest. That could always scome in handy.
Damn, no back seats
It doesn't recline to bed status.
The clock doesn't have an alarm qnd snooze button.
Its not like a bimmer.
I don't have intelligent cruise. You know how important that is in a pure sports car.
I don't have a toilet bowl in the passengers seat. Why can't NISSAN DO ANYTHING RIGHT! I mean geez. It would be so awesome if u can lift the cushion and take a MEAN SH1YT right in your car.NO satellite TV... WHY????
NO pool table in the trunk. How boring is this car!!!!!!!!!!!!

onzedge · 11-10-2011, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZForce

tooooo funny .....I about **** my pants with the toilet bowl...

Hey -- Mr. ZForce -- Are you bringing both 370's this Saturday? You should. We can take some group photos.