[Official] Best Post Quotes Thread

[phelan]

Originally Posted by phelan

you bastard, look what you've done to my pillows.

Originally Posted by FuszNissan

It's not my fault you don't give them the attention they deserve. This is your own doing.

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Those pillows were begging for it. With those tight little cases they were wearing.

Originally Posted by frost

Practically see through!

Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Are we talking normal feather stuffed pillows or Memory Foam?

Cause if they claim rape, the foam will have made a mold of the purpetrator for easy Suspect Identification...

Originally Posted by frost

My memory foam pillow = awesome investment.

Feels good on my penis.

Originally Posted by shadoquad

I'd feel bad about banging some of my feather pillows, because they have downs.

and these guys accuse me of being the pillow lover