^ Knows not everyone has to resort to such lows as he does...

Finds fur "intoxicating"

^ Finds male sweat intoxicating :wtf2:

Sucks on his own gym socks after a good workout

^ Perfected the art of reinventing the original purpose of tube socks with no show socks..

Walks around with gym socks up his a$$

^ Has the gerbil string tied off to his ACU pants

Is the founding father of the pilot groupy club.

^ Didn't know not everyone in the AF is a Pilot :rofl2:

Didn't know I left the AF after 7yrs to man-up by joining the Army (I was in that JO group you were talking about).

^ Is a hippie for goin green

Likes to wear animal prints (blue tiger stripes)

^ Knows 99% of the AF hates the new uniform, but that's just like AF leadership, take a good idea and fuuuuuuu it up lol

Should have gone Army too but likes the tiger stripes too much to leave.

^ Knows I scored too high on the ASVAB to go Army

too Afraid to deploy with the Army

^ Should know the AF deploys just as much lol I've deployed 3 times myself, would go back in a heartbeat but I'm stuck in this shithole. :mad:

^is stuck in a **** hole

^ Speaks da tr0ofs

^is now sweating

^ Should bring me some water, or pepsi. :tup:

drinks pepsi south of the border with his brothers

^will bring him lemonade

Is the sh!t hole

^has a black car...

^ Thinks Black = Black Cherry... :wtf:

^stil waitinf for his lemonade

Is color blind

^is to

^ Is a cool br0 on MW2

^ one of the coolest dudes on Hello Kitty Island Adventure

^is getting dizzy

Sucks at mw2

^ Sucks at real world MW2

^shot a gun before

shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

^ Shot a girl in the abdomen once because she was a h0 and he wanted a tighter hole, and has a fetish for 'that time' sex... :wtf2:

Killed a man... Pit a gun against his head pulled the trigger now he's dead

^walks away

^ Had me rollin with the Hello Kitty Island Adventure