^ Want's a Nismo Shop lanyard instead?

should know i already have like 5 of those things, they are sweet but they won't hold up my camera...

^ Should use all five of them and strap them to different appendages for more support

Is requesting help to hold his camera.

^ helps me hold mine

Is a vender so he has to keep it clean

^ Understands my life. :werd:

^is going naughty

Wants to be naughty with Scott

^got done with him last nitgh

^ is super slowwwwwwwwwwww

^knows he can blame the computer .... :P

:roflpuke2:

^ Knows how to puke

should know there are certain threads on this forum that are "no judging" zones... this is one so let the poo fly if you feel like someone needs some shat in their face!! :)

^ Thinks poo flinging is standard practice in the mating rituals of humans... :wtf2:

trained me in the way of the poo........

^ Even as slow as he is, he eventually learned how... at the age of 16... :ugh2:

is so sketch it's scary lol

^ Had to check that 4 times to make sure he didn't say, "is so sketch he's skary"

Doubts everything even himself.

^ Has very small... confidence

has observed his small...confidence

is a boost-a-holic... like me

^ Has tasted a small... amount of what his confidence has to offer

Takes a shot of confidence to the face everyday

^ Mixes confidence, Wheaties and pee pee to make a Confidence Wheatpee.

Treading very close To that naughty line that venders can't cross.

is stirring the pot :stirthepot:

Holds the pot while I stir

asked me to do it

Knows by stir I mean smoke and by pot I mean...



Well I mean pot.

LOL

<--- drug free, the way to be

D.A.R.E.s to say "No!"

I've taken 3 "random" drug tests in the last 4 wks. I can't use drugs either.

is thinking those random drug screens aren't so random

^ Likes it when the observer holds it for him, during his test

^^ Likes it more when the observer plays with it

Falls all overhimself to volunteer to be the observer

is int the military, he should know better than to volunteer for anything