^smashed it

^ Is on a timer

Got cut with the glass

^screw it in

Because ^ couldn't

^has runn out of things to say

never does, even when the world asks him to stfu and gtfo

^is still getting dizzy

Reposts

^ Composts

Your home

is wrong. I live in a house, not inside of forum premium member XwChriswX. It's dark inside him, smelly, warm, and gooey. My house, by contrast, is much more spacious.

^ For him Hous = Van Down By The River

has several animals living inside him, just not me.

^ Is the keeper of several Gerbils... but not in cages :wtf2:

Is an uber-talented free range gerbil herder. You should see the man in action.

^ Had the good curtesy to at least say 'man in action' therefore gets a freebie for his kindness :tup:

Is the international man of mystery

^ Has an MOS of... ?

42b

^ And is a....

Adjutant General

^ To?

An armor brigade

is not impressed

Isn't easily impressed

is easily amused

Amuses me

^ and ^^ Make a cute couple lol :icon17:

Still looking for the right animal

should tell chris we are taking a break

^ Knows Army Chicks arent much for lookers (As a whole, granted there are random hotties everywhere)

needs to hook me up with a hot army chick

^ Needs to find a 'hot' army chick, and we'll see what we can do

Would have been a hot army chick if gone blue to green

Wildly rumored a while back to have inspired the Harry Potter series, although how a person can inspire a book about wizards by laying around eating Doritos all day is beyond me.

Likes Nacho Doritos and Coke? while watching Harry Potter

Imagines being Harry Potter

imagines being hermione

Imagines owning a Z