^ Has gotten me back on plenty of occasions lol We're locked in a stalemate

Believe itscalled a Mexican Standoff

needs to resort to russian roulette

Is going to play polish roulette (played with a magazine fed hand gun)

knows that the polish are the whipping boys of europe...

Takes advice very well, and is respected for it.

is usually the one giving me the advice :facepalm:

Has good sense of humor as well as a good eye for the perfect shot

^ Knows the true perfect shot is one that goes In the eye lol

aims high in life........ and in bed

^ Uses shameless AF plugs lol

Is strong "Army Strong"

^ Knows you gotta be 'army' strong to pin a guy down that doesnt wanna be surprise buttsexed

is a master rapist

^ Is a master filmer of said rapings..

respects mad skillz

Has Mad Skillz

has a nausea enducing avatar

^ Has a vision loss inducing avatar

knows that HID's are bright but not that bright

^ He usually gets that sort of response... "Its nice but not that nice..."

knows it's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean!

^ Not when she compares your 'ocean' to a bathtub...

would like to spend a br0mantic evening with frost in the bathtub

^ Says he wouldn't want to, but we all know he lies...

knows this isn't about him and me...

^ Should come out west

Trying to arrange a booty call with HKY

^ the best non-OG...



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named Lemers

^ Got to it first... not sure I want his sloppy seconds

Late again as usual

^ always comes early... or so she tells me.

Only talks to girls...gays make such good friends for my girlfriend

^ And by girlfriend, he means the br0 in the top rack.

Lol

Likes the special attention found in the top rack

^ Knows it's the guy in the bottom racks that give the best reacharounds..

bottom feeder

That's funny that's what your girl said to me lastnight

is mistaken since i don't "have a girl"... it must have been chris since he claims to be "mine" on a regular basis despite the restraining order