^ 's Tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

knows that shado is NOT chuck norris

is in touch with the ground. He's on the hunt, he's after you.
Smells like he sounds, he's lost in a crowd, and he's hungry like the wolf.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/T...75462_4772.jpg

^ Is hungry like a gnu, thats right... a Gnu.

http://www.sdreng.it/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gnu.jpg

Means that I'm hungry enough to eat most vegetation, as long as I'm with the herd and there aren't many lions, cheetahs, crocodiles, etc. around.

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1277165717

^ Has to worry about getting caught by the Sloth, so cheetahs and lions don't even bother with him...

is making up animals... next up: choopathingy

^ Needs to watch Animal Planet more often, nothing of what I've said is not real..

^ beating up on the noobishes again

^knows i just got home

^ knows I am Zorro

^ I'm Ron Burgundy...?

^ Ron Burgundy ^

^ Put a question mark in the teleprompter.

loves lamp

^ Has a Trident

has a PSA for an avatar

^ Has a NTBWT as an avi...

is like a vacuum cleaner...





he sucks





he's noisy and clean

^ Uses his vacuum cleaner in ways not depicted in the user's manual... :wtf2:

Should click and drag his mouse over my previous post for white text.

^ Thinks I didn't see it the first time... Wow, so original. :ugh2:

wasn't fooled as i was, briefly... so he claims

^ Was fooled a lot longer than he'll have you believe.

won't get fooled again... YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
http://lanieandchris.files.wordpress...ratio-cain.jpg

Easily fooled.

Distracted me with a shiny penny.

^ Thinks sunglassez r cool

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pi...y-brah-cat.jpg

still has a questionable avatar

don't need no stinking badges.

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy...g%20badges.jpg

has a big hat

^needs a Z

has a Z

has over 23,000 posts on this forum and 22,000 of them are in this thread...

knows that chicks dig body damage

has gotta hold on
to what we've got.
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other, and that's a lot for <censored>
We'll give it a shot!

^ Just serenaded HKY with some Bon Jovi...

has six species of caterpillar named after him, although now technically only five, since the Christerpillar (Papilio Manloveius) has since been renamed.

Edit: it was a little harsh.

^ Has been the highlight of parties... he never attented.

The reason why lightning never strikes twice in the same place is because it once struck too close to him and now he's hunting it.