^ Filed the restraining order because no matter how much he wants it, he can't handle the force lol

Having a brospat

^ Loves br0splat all over his face

Only when it's rickoshea from your mother

^ Gives lame comebacks, needs to go back to sk00l.

Yes it is hard to consintrate with my €ock in your mouth.

^ :yawn:

is as bored with lemars cumbacks as i am

Perfers to spit

I'm in the Peanut Gallery watching?

Watching but not contributing




Post 2000

^ Contributing, but seems to be sterile... Perhaps spent too much time next to depleted uranium rounds?

Knows I'm potient with 2.5 kids to prove it.

has a boy with one testicle apparently

Knows I have 1 boy 1 girl both mine and a stepson equals 2.5

^ Should get them Paternity tested to confirm, knows women be golddiggas of us military br0s

Speaks from experience

digs purple cars

Wants the doluck purple supra

^ Wants the big fat purple pussy eater

has one eye and one horn

^ Likes it when he gets Horny

touches frost on inappropriate areas when he gets horny

^ Knows that with frost, the inapproriate areas, are the exact areas he wants to be touched... :ugh:

Brings latex and no lube!

doesnt know sloppy blowjob spit works just the same

^ Should go to bed!

apparently commands windex on his bedtime lol

^ Witnessed my power as nothing was said after I commanded obedience lol

has fantasies of being an officer

^ Knows the military is cutting back on O's and right now isn't the best time to be a Junior Officer (O-1/O-3)

Even if true, those JO's (heh heh) don't wear satin nighties to work like ^^^

^ Only brings up satin nighties cause he's admiring his new one in the mirror right now...

Yeah, but I wear them in the privacy of my own home. The above poster here wears them everywhere: work, night clubs, daycare centers, church... All without a stitch of clothing to conceal them.

^ Understand when the Military makes Satin Nighties the standard uniform, we have to. (Thanks Obama! :mad: )

^maybe be sooner than you think...oh and how do you feel about being able to serve openly?

^ Knows that gays in the military is nothing new, that's what the Army's for. :tup:

^just can't bring his life partner to unit functions right now

^ Knows you gotta have a life partner for that lol

Can't attract mbers of either sex...at least you've still have animals