has 99 problems but a (female canis lupus familiaris) is not one.

^ Tries to sound smart, but isn't fooling anyone.

thought that sounded smart, which makes him an imbecile.

^ Uses big words. Should know better than thinking guys with fast cars have a higher than 3rd grade reading level... :shakes head:

just made me lmao

is wondering what that makes of the token frontier driver.............

prolly loves his frontier to death.

wants to make sweet, sweet love to my frontier

^ Let the frontier pop his cherry...

^ wanted me to pop his cherry :wtf2:

Declined because the price wasn't right (Wanted 10 bucks instead of 5).

knows chris' offer because he received it too apparently

is jealous of my hard-earned Abe Lincolns

got 3 STD's from chris... true story

^ Gave me 5 STD's, only 2 of them curable... :shakes head:

Thanks br0... :mad:

corrupted me. I was an innocent young man before I conversed with him.

^is doomed

^ Is the next victim. :stirthepot:

^knows well

just called chris gay one more time

Let this thread go to the second page. THE SECOND PAGE, MAN!

finally shows up

likes being fashionably late

still into the grunge look

uses random garbage for a toothbrush

lost his toothbrush

has no teef

^knows i havent been on

needs to stay up

^has been up till 3 Am past 3 days..

^ Should stay up with the late night br0's! :tup:

Is one righteous dood.

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^ Thinks it's a wig.

likes wigs

has stars in his eyes

Is a juke box hero.

^knows the poor baby seals

likes to play on xbl

Makes all the girlies scream. No, seriously. It's generally because he's running after them with his pants around his ankles, but scream they do.

is pretty fly for a white guy