Once knew a man called Joe Riley
Who knew who to chat rather slyly
They went back to his pad
and fapped it like mad
while looking at pictures of Miley

rhymes everytime

is still responsible for me buying a premium membership

blames me in this thread but blames chris under his name

Makes 'em say "UHHHHHHHHH... na na na NAAAA"

likes making animal noises

Occasionally enjoys some of those noises, because they remind him of home...

http://www.the370z.com/attachments/p...-room-hart.jpg

was raised in a barn

^ snuggles with a black sheep

^ always gotta make it about race

^^ already knows me all too well...

likes to have everyone know his business

^ is a father due to a child in every continental state, Canada, and Mexico.

still sore cause he didn't call me for Father's Day

^ has a badass ************ of a 240

is blue and likes to be squeezed

Likes to squeeze.

likes it when i squeeze :wtf2:

^ just hit me with the wow factor :supergay:

should know better than to believe anything i post in this thread............. including this

is a habitual liar

never tells the truth

obviously his lying

Repeatedly posts negativity about the items in the for-sale forums.

Needs to keep his mouth shut. :bowrofl:

Is probably right. :D

more fun could be had on the forum if he'd keep his mouf shut :)

^ is going to mail out ball gags for christmas

Is excited waiting for his.

already got his

^ Tests each one prior to shipment. Just look for the HKY Stain of approval. :bowrofl:

's bedsheets already carry several HKY stains of approval.

^s sheets carry the HIV stain of approval... :wtf2:

should have never introduced me to Magic Johnson. :(

^ Should have never said he liked Magic's Tricks...

Redefined "Showtime".

Redefined :eek: :drool:

once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like

^ Doesn't buy butter from the store, instead roundhouse kicks the cow, and the milk churns itself.

Went to a psychic once... to warn her.