^ Uses the Natural History museum as a yearbook

uses nice towels as t.p., so don't ever invite him over.

^ Doesn't wipe at all, so don't let him sit on your furniture.

hasn't washed his hands in sixteen years, and in that time period worked in veterinary proctology.

^ Hasn't washed his hand since giving Lou a reach-around. And not because he was disgusted.. :wtf2:

underestimates the exotic fragrance, "eau de Lou"

^ Didn't get why its originally called "eau de toillete"

would be called "a blithering idiot" by clarkson if they ever met

^plans on having this thread title on his tombstone

could be called "daddy" by children in 36 states if they could ever locate him. Run, rabbit, run.

^ Is having his tombstone carved in the shape of the 370'z "Z"

is having his tombstone engraved with tony's face

is having his tombstone dressed with pepperoni and black olives (ftmfw)

^ Is having his face tattooed with tony's c0ck pointing towards his mauf

already has that tattoo

^ Has the pictures

knows that i always have the pictures

^ Unless they are OF him, and those are full of win.

was an American inventor best known for inventing the cotton gin. This was one of the key inventions of the Industrial Revolution and shaped the economy of the antebellum South. His invention made short staple cotton into a profitable crop, which strengthened the economic foundation of slavery. Despite the social and economic impact of his invention, he lost his profits in legal battles over patent infringement, closed his business and nearly filed for bankruptcy.

just made this thread 10x duller lol

^ Who is Eli Whitney?

is correct.

^ Wikied that...

just copy and pasted that ish on google and saw what came up

has a legion of busty, tight-bodied female fans that constantly trail him on tour, screaming his name and disturbing the general peace.

^ Forgot about them being hairy... :ugh2:

gave them all herpes.

knows i pack a hedgetrimmer as standard equipment

^ Forgot the extension cord

nicked it from me, bastid

^ Knows shado needed it for his electric c0ck pump

didn't want to deny shado a date with his gf

is a good man.

this phalen's avatar should say "i rape asian girls" :)

^ Should change Phelans avi to "I get raped by JDM Pillows"

's gf is a JDM pillow... phalen is jealous

's gf is in his av

^'s gf is a Fleshlight

's hand is also my gf. I been seein' her behind his back.

^ Doing so defeats the purpose of a reach-around lol