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Old 05-25-2009, 12:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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FMyLife - FML : Your everyday life stories.

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and proceeded to blow past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML

Today, I was helping some mental health patients at work, I spent 20 mins to fail to connect the DVD player to the TV and went back to make them something to eat. I came back into the room after 5 mins and one of the patients had connected it for himself. He has a profound learning disability. FML
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rofl.
The first thing I saw was pretty good:

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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Old 05-25-2009, 01:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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rofl.
The first thing I saw was pretty good:

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

that was HELLA good..
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Old 05-25-2009, 01:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL...

"Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and ho to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled 'I'M ON THE TOILET!' He said 'ew..' FML"
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Old 05-25-2009, 08:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hahaha...that's too random

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML


dunno why it looks like link........weird

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Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid **** anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

Today, I did my boyfriend a favour and did his laundry since he slept over. I washed his whites and my nice shirts with bleach. They came out pink. I found the offending red thong. It wasn't mine. I essentially ruined $200 worth of my clothes to find out my boyfriend was cheating on me. FML

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML


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Have seen this website awhile ago, it gets pretty good, I try not to read it to often so when I do view it there are plenty of good stories. Great morning read before work if your morning has been pretty "bleh."
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There is another popular site that is quite similar. Funny stuff.

texts from last night
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There is another popular site that is quite similar. Funny stuff.

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"I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay "
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(802): OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
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These 2 might know each other.

"Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. "

"Today I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. "
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hahaha yes i love that site, go read the new ones every day lol, some are fake i think tho cuz if read enough of em you notice some repititions or wery similar ones
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