Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid **** anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I did my boyfriend a favour and did his laundry since he slept over. I washed his whites and my nice shirts with bleach. They came out pink. I found the offending red thong. It wasn't mine. I essentially ruined $200 worth of my clothes to find out my boyfriend was cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML
hahahahaha!
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