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inner
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Cavity more so in there
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“Barn door” sized rear end.
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All hell broke loose when
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I connected my laptop to the projector during the staff meeting because
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I had inadvertently left
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You Porn in my history.
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Instead of Power Point showing...
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my intensely excruiating and boring 90 minute report on...
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poultry processing and the Food Safety Moderization Act was
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being overlooked as some of upper management was taking “sexual favors” from prominent farmer’s daughters to ensure that
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the permits for the poultry barns were approved.
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Back when I was younger, I used to...
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imagine that when I was an adult, things would
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be all under my control, but what I didn't realize was
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that the older I get, the less
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opportunities I have to
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indulge in my perclivities.
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which is a word i dont understand but
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one which I often resort to.
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As my favorite pick up line is...
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“Can I buy your panties”, it often
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works for me when I frequent the lobbies of motels that rent rooms by the hour.
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Reflecting back on my life, I
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I often wonder how on earth
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did the first guy think of
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eating an artichoke.
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Was he so hungry that...
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, despite the smell, he
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he picked up a steaming pile of
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half-eaten burritos that he found
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under the old couch at that local whorehouse.
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Speaking of poor housekeeping,
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my ex-wife's sorry azz Stepmom used to
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never use a vacuum; instead, she
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would haphazardly just try to blow dust and dirt around by
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using the gasoline-powered leaf blower.
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When no one is around,
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I sometimes like to pretend that I
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have the most
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