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"Enhance your love-making skills in 4 easy lessons".
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I have to admit that I was somewhat embarrassed when...
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a disturbance accidentally
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emitted from somewhere
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my in my pants.
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I told my ex's mother
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on the sly, that I secretly
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stole her
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favorite lingerie, so I
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could indulge my fetish because she is my size.
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she didn't immediately notice the
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bulge in my trousers; however, it was not what she
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was salivating for. It was
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actually my current girlfriend's
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photo of a giant
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Double ended
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suppository injector
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that somehow smelled like tuna.
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As the blind man passed by the fish market, his first thought was
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back to the days of his youth when
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he inadvertently greeted
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his Junior High School Drama teacher by
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slapping her on the butt.
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My Boss never could quite understand why
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I often take more than 30 minutes to
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celebrate by myself
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the xhamster.com site.
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I bought cheap tires for
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her car because
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I didn't like her, but her sister is
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one of those women who
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will dine and dash because
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She is having diarrhea and
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her sphincter is failing.
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So I called the Proctologist Zoren to start...
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the “scare tactics”.
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As she was in the exam room to put on the gown...
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she had an odd feeling come over her, almost like...
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