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mults 02-05-2019 10:14 AM

"Enhance your love-making skills in 4 easy lessons".

Spoiler 02-05-2019 04:07 PM

I have to admit that I was somewhat embarrassed when...

BoneZ 02-06-2019 01:03 PM

a disturbance accidentally

Spoiler 02-06-2019 01:33 PM

emitted from somewhere

bunk 02-06-2019 04:45 PM

my in my pants.

BoneZ 02-06-2019 05:45 PM

I told my ex's mother

Spoiler 02-06-2019 07:39 PM

on the sly, that I secretly

bunk 02-06-2019 09:57 PM

stole her

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Spoiler 02-07-2019 12:40 AM

favorite lingerie, so I

onzedge 02-07-2019 07:26 AM

could indulge my fetish because she is my size.

bunk 02-07-2019 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3822614)
could indulge my fetish because she is my size.

lol.... ok, back on track: To her surprise....

Spoiler 02-07-2019 10:32 AM

she didn't immediately notice the

onzedge 02-08-2019 07:34 AM

bulge in my trousers; however, it was not what she

bunk 02-08-2019 08:21 AM

was salivating for. It was

BoneZ 02-09-2019 07:22 AM

actually my current girlfriend's

Spoiler 02-09-2019 12:42 PM

photo of a giant

bunk 02-09-2019 12:55 PM

Double ended

BoneZ 02-09-2019 05:05 PM

suppository injector

Spoiler 02-09-2019 09:23 PM

that somehow smelled like tuna.

onzedge 02-10-2019 03:03 PM

As the blind man passed by the fish market, his first thought was

Spoiler 02-10-2019 03:05 PM

back to the days of his youth when

BoneZ 02-10-2019 07:57 PM

he inadvertently greeted

Spoiler 02-10-2019 09:07 PM

his Junior High School Drama teacher by

onzedge 02-12-2019 01:03 PM

slapping her on the butt.

Spoiler 02-12-2019 01:48 PM

My Boss never could quite understand why

onzedge 02-15-2019 08:14 AM

I often take more than 30 minutes to

Spoiler 02-15-2019 04:26 PM

celebrate by myself

bunk 02-15-2019 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3825390)
celebrate by myself

...just myself and nobody else, oh and a bottle of lotion and...

onzedge 02-15-2019 04:59 PM

the xhamster.com site.

BoneZ 02-15-2019 05:16 PM

I bought cheap tires for

Spoiler 02-16-2019 08:36 PM

her car because

ZeeingAround 02-16-2019 09:15 PM

I didn't like her, but her sister is

onzedge 02-17-2019 06:21 AM

one of those women who

bunk 02-17-2019 07:48 AM

will dine and dash because

Zoren 370 02-17-2019 09:26 AM

She is having diarrhea and

onzedge 02-17-2019 10:37 AM

her sphincter is failing.

Zoren 370 02-17-2019 10:41 AM

So I called the Proctologist Zoren to start...

Spoiler 02-17-2019 12:09 PM

the “scare tactics”.

bunk 02-18-2019 09:18 AM

As she was in the exam room to put on the gown...

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Spoiler 02-18-2019 10:21 AM

she had an odd feeling come over her, almost like...


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