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money she embezzled from Gambino.
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As he explained to the Doctor....
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Why his scrotum itched profusely...
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the awkwardness began because
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he was Bruce Jenner in drag.
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It was odd that his girlfriend’s sister always
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liked to hide in the closet when
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The were making fish tacos.
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Speaking of things that are fishy,
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There once was this girl born without a vagina and the doctors
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decided to take action -- they
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took some tilapia and
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stuffed it down their pants.
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Every now and then I think back to when
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Kenchan was on the forum and I think
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of how much he seemed to like to
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mess with the dumb guys and I
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Let him because people ask
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retarded questions.
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I write a Z with pee in the snow, but in the summer I
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can only poop out the word Honda.
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I just can’t believe that she
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Got "triggered" when I assumed her gender
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even though she was wearing a puzzy hat.
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my naughty dog just
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stuck his nose right in her
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ice cream bowl and then
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licked until she was satisfied. Afterwards,...
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my dog rolled over and
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let loose a fart that cleared the room.
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When the room was cleared....
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there was not a sound except for
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the dog sniffing around as he...
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searched in vain for a snack.
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But there were no snacks to be found. So the dog...
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violently humped my leg.
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someone threw their drink at him but the crazy dog
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could not be stopped.
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Bump
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For hours this went on
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