they experiment, sexually,

in pairs or even threes.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell of colitis rising up though the air

-Clifford :tiphat:

As the once graceful eagle overhead coughed and wheezed his way cross the arroyo

There's talk on the street, it sounds so familiar, great expectations, everybody is watching you

-Clifford :tiphat:

, people you meet -- they all seem to know you

There's a new kid in town

Johnny come lately, the new kid in town, everybody love's you so don't let them down

-Clifford :tiphat:

Will she still love you when you're not around?

:ugh2: There's so many thing's you should have told her

-Clifford :tiphat:

but night after night

There's talk on the street

that the Eagles are going to sue us.

It seems odd and wholly outta place to see jon snow driving a shiny red Q80

Not really, Justin Bieber was spotted recently driving a one off chrome edition with 5 Hooter waitresse's in the back seat

-Clifford :tiphat:

and then he wrapped it around a pole.

Unfortunately, he drove it thru the wall of the strip club, hitting the stripper

, knocking her off her pole as her acrylic platform shoes went flying.

Hitting the bald guy in sniffers row directly on the

POV of the pussy patrol.

Back it the 70s, we had to

use the centerfold pages and other photos of playboys/penthouses to imagine what sex might be like besides

Trying to use X-ray glasses through miles of bush

in order toe view the prize.

Here comes the sun, just in time for my daily 22 lap's in the swimming pool

-Clifford :tiphat:

which, whilst swimming naked, as is my wont, seems to me there's a drag-effect on me rudder.

Swimming naked with bowl-legged women can be

:D a rewarding experience on the basis of helping someone with known disability.

-Clifford :tiphat:

Does the term "ugly american"

:ugh2: Scare you, no not really as I have traveled to all points of the globe, including

-Clifford :tiphat:

Fergus Falls, MN.

:icon17: my new pocket protector came with several pens and pencils but no

-Clifford :tiphat:

"nerd-guard" guaranteed to ward off

all people that have mean and nasty ill intentions, lets not forget my hidden

-Clifford :tiphat:

talent to arouse you by

showing you my very convincing impersonation of Brian Williams " the news anchor" talking about the problematic North Korean Dictator who is threating the

-Clifford :tiphat:

Entire dog population of G8 countries in effort to,

Rid the world of female York Shire Terriers, while breeding a new hybrid version of the famous yet shy

-Clifford :tiphat:

Minniemousecapoodle, which is surely a copyright violation because of

The world super power act, signed back in January of 2015, outlining the declarations that forbid any and all

-Clifford :tiphat: