I can not sleep!

bigaudiofanat · 01-25-2010, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

Bwahahaha, I read the first line and thought "he should jack off." Then I got o the 2nd line

LMAO you even have me LOL now

m4a1mustang · 01-25-2010, 10:32 PM

What did I say about bigaudiofanat's journal?

TARDCORE · 01-25-2010, 10:57 PM

Women are not worth the trouble for this exact reason. I am only 22, so my opinion isn't spoken with a lot of experience with serious relationships, but this girl I was dating like 6 months ago slowly started bringing stuff over to my house and leaving it there. A toothbrush, curling iron, shampoo/conditioner, a few clothing items, stuff to clean my house and kitchen. I didn't notice it at first but then one day I was looking for some TP and opened the cabinet below my bathroom sink and found a big box of tampons! She was attempting to move in for free or something, like a parasite. I told her I was on to her little game and said " if your gonna live here your gonna pay my car payment". Didn't happen that way unfortunately

370zyan · 01-25-2010, 11:17 PM

LMAO...gotta say...I love the Melatonin and Jack suggestion...I'm on the floor!

SophiaZ · 01-26-2010, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TARDCORE

I had to trade my g/f in for my Z... DON'T DO IT!!!!!

But it's worth it huh?!!
Almost lost the husband to the Z...til he drove it

And than he saw the 1st payment.. he almost left me again haha

370Zsteve · 01-26-2010, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TARDCORE

Women are not worth the trouble for this exact reason. I am only 22, so my opinion isn't spoken with a lot of experience with serious relationships, but this girl I was dating like 6 months ago slowly started bringing stuff over to my house and leaving it there. A toothbrush, curling iron, shampoo/conditioner, a few clothing items, stuff to clean my house and kitchen. I didn't notice it at first but then one day I was looking for some TP and opened the cabinet below my bathroom sink and found a big box of tampons! She was attempting to move in for free or something, like a parasite. I told her I was on to her little game and said " if your gonna live here your gonna pay my car payment". Didn't happen that way unfortunately

No, no, no, Son...she was staking out her turf, warning other females to stay away meow

SophiaZ · 01-26-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 370zsteve

no, no, no, son...she was staking out her turf, warning other females to stay away meow

hahah..nice!!!!

SmoothZ · 01-26-2010, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TARDCORE

Women are not worth the trouble

Oh yes they are... the women I have known are definitely worth my trouble.

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Originally Posted by SophiaZ

But it's worth it huh?!!
Almost lost the husband to the Z...til he drove it

And than he saw the 1st payment.. he almost left me again haha

He sounds like a keeper. The shock will wear off. I know my wife was shocked for a while.

SophiaZ · 01-26-2010, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SmoothZ

Oh yes they are... the women I have known are definitely worth my trouble.

He sounds like a keeper. The shock will wear off. I know my wife was shocked for a while.

Very true. He wants to take the car to work now..I'm like "You trippin!" haha He bitched and bitched when I bought it and now HE wants to show it off LOL

SmoothZ · 01-26-2010, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SophiaZ

Very true. He wants to take the car to work now..I'm like "You trippin!" haha He bitched and bitched when I bought it and now HE wants to show it off LOL

You think that's bad, my wife will wait until I'm done spending 2 hours detailing the Z, then she comes out and tells me she's taking the car to the grocery store or to get her nails done or something. GRRR!!!!!

frost · 01-26-2010, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SmoothZ

You think that's bad, my wife will wait until I'm done spending 2 hours detailing the Z, then she comes out and tells me she's taking the car to the grocery store or to get her nails done or something. GRRR!!!!!

"looks like a beautiful day for a walk babe"

SophiaZ · 01-26-2010, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SmoothZ

You think that's bad, my wife will wait until I'm done spending 2 hours detailing the Z, then she comes out and tells me she's taking the car to the grocery store or to get her nails done or something. GRRR!!!!!

Yea.. don't think so! haha. Once it's dirty....they can't borrow it...for 1 hour...just to wash it

Tyrell Tyson · 01-27-2010, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TARDCORE

I didn't notice it at first but then one day I was looking for some TP and opened the cabinet below my bathroom sink and found my fave big box of tampons and she had used one! :

So you broke up because she used one of your tampons?

- Ty

mick · 01-27-2010, 01:22 PM

oscar wilde said "there are two tragedies in life: not getting the woman you want and getting the woman you want"

i got this woman that i wanted and am so glad i no longer have that woman in my life

Chupacabra · 01-27-2010, 02:15 PM

i believe in the allowance theory.

Find a women who can think like you... In my case I'm an engineer, and married an engineer, so I know she can think analytically for at least one second.

two, make sure she makes good money, more the better.

three, let her take care of the finances and stuff

four, get an allowance every month (play money)... and your golden.

five, this one is important, make sure the sofa you bought is very comfortable, that way when you go out and by that 5k Specialized S-works, you can sleep with comfort for two weeks on the sofa.

as far as the sleep thing, if you think to much you will never fall asleep, I suffer from insmonia, a good solution, go work out at like 5 pm, so by 9-10pm all the adrenaline is worn out, you have filled up on carbs and you are out.

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01-25-2010, 10:57 PM	#33 (permalink)
TARDCORE Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: San Diego Posts: 410 Drives: 2010 Solid Red 370Z Rep Power: 15	Women are not worth the trouble for this exact reason. I am only 22, so my opinion isn't spoken with a lot of experience with serious relationships, but this girl I was dating like 6 months ago slowly started bringing stuff over to my house and leaving it there. A toothbrush, curling iron, shampoo/conditioner, a few clothing items, stuff to clean my house and kitchen. I didn't notice it at first but then one day I was looking for some TP and opened the cabinet below my bathroom sink and found a big box of tampons! She was attempting to move in for free or something, like a parasite. I told her I was on to her little game and said " if your gonna live here your gonna pay my car payment". Didn't happen that way unfortunately __________________ XBL:EVENTYDE

01-27-2010, 02:15 PM	#45 (permalink)
Chupacabra Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Weston, Florida Posts: 477 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z s M6 Rep Power: 200	i believe in the allowance theory. Find a women who can think like you... In my case I'm an engineer, and married an engineer, so I know she can think analytically for at least one second. two, make sure she makes good money, more the better. three, let her take care of the finances and stuff four, get an allowance every month (play money)... and your golden. five, this one is important, make sure the sofa you bought is very comfortable, that way when you go out and by that 5k Specialized S-works, you can sleep with comfort for two weeks on the sofa. as far as the sleep thing, if you think to much you will never fall asleep, I suffer from insmonia, a good solution, go work out at like 5 pm, so by 9-10pm all the adrenaline is worn out, you have filled up on carbs and you are out. __________________ Where are my aluminum pedals?

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