The new “what did you do to your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVIII

Zingston · 11-30-2020, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien against Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.

So just don't get married, right??

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2020, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Not you because no stickers are involved.

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2020, 07:48 PM

mr. leingod, you a funny dude, dude.

Spoiler · 11-30-2020, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien ag Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.

Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years?

And who is this “Puffy Bray”? Is that the secret code word for your weiner?

I guess I just am having trouble following along tonight...

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eastwest2300 · 11-30-2020, 07:49 PM

Zingston · 11-30-2020, 07:52 PM

[QUOTE=Spoiler;3974002]Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years?

[/QUOTE

Puffy Bray... wtf???

Spooler · 11-30-2020, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years?

And who is this “Puffy Bray”? Is that the secret code word for your weiner?

I guess I just am having trouble following along tonight...

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That is my wife's pet name for her stuff. LOL Puffy has ran out of credit.

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2020, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

That is my wife's pet name for her stuff. LOL Puffy has ran out of credit.

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2020, 08:04 PM

duudes.

Zingston · 11-30-2020, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

That is my wife's pet name for her stuff. LOL Puffy has ran out of credit.

Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.

Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.

Spoiler · 11-30-2020, 08:08 PM

I re-read that post again, and I do understando the part about “waller in the nookie” though.

Kinda like a big shot that’s doing well
in life...a Baller

So I guess if some guy is “doing well” with
the ladies he is... a Waller

Waller, Waller, Waller...

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2020, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

I re-read that post again, and I do understand the part about “waller in the nookie” though.

Waller, Waller, Waller...

madwi · 11-30-2020, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien against Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.

You just gotta get inventive!
https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Pers.../dp/B07FMGNV51

madwi · 11-30-2020, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.

Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2020, 08:33 PM

kin folk, kin folk.

11-30-2020, 07:48 PM	#7398 (permalink)
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11-30-2020, 07:52 PM	#7401 (permalink)
Zingston A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2017 Location: Florida Posts: 4,028 Drives: like it's a rental. Rep Power: 2684369	[QUOTE=Spoiler;3974002]Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years? [/QUOTE Puffy Bray... wtf??? Rusty, redondoaveb and Falconquey like this. Last edited by Zingston; 11-30-2020 at 08:02 PM.

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11-30-2020, 08:08 PM	#7406 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 64 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684379	I re-read that post again, and I do understando the part about “waller in the nookie” though. Kinda like a big shot that’s doing well in life...a Baller So I guess if some guy is “doing well” with the ladies he is... a Waller Waller, Waller, Waller... Rusty, Ghostvette, sx moneypit and 1 others like this. Last edited by Spoiler; 11-30-2020 at 08:18 PM.

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