The new “what did you do to your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVIII

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2020, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Not you because no stickers are involved.

Spooler · 11-30-2020, 06:20 PM

You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien against Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.

Zingston · 11-30-2020, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien against Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.

So just don't get married, right??

Spoiler · 11-30-2020, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien ag Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.

Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years?

And who is this “Puffy Bray”? Is that the secret code word for your weiner?

I guess I just am having trouble following along tonight...

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Zingston · 11-30-2020, 07:52 PM

[QUOTE=Spoiler;3974002]Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years?

[/QUOTE

Puffy Bray... wtf???

Spooler · 11-30-2020, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years?

And who is this “Puffy Bray”? Is that the secret code word for your weiner?

I guess I just am having trouble following along tonight...

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That is my wife's pet name for her stuff. LOL Puffy has ran out of credit.

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2020, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

That is my wife's pet name for her stuff. LOL Puffy has ran out of credit.

Zingston · 11-30-2020, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

That is my wife's pet name for her stuff. LOL Puffy has ran out of credit.

Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.

Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.

madwi · 11-30-2020, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.

Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.

Spoiler · 11-30-2020, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.

Zingy, you are such a Waller...

redondoaveb · 11-30-2020, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.

Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.

And you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay them to leave.

Spooler · 11-30-2020, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.

Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.

When the right one sneaks' up on you, you are done. Besides, Wife and I are best friends. More to it than just getting laid. LOL All that was supposed to be a joke. My wife read it and laughed like crazy. She thought it was hilarious.

BoneZ · 11-30-2020, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.

Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.

Might as well. You pay for it one way or the other.

madwi · 11-30-2020, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien against Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.

You just gotta get inventive!
https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Pers.../dp/B07FMGNV51

jchammond · 11-30-2020, 07:00 PM

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Zingston A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2017 Location: Florida Posts: 4,028 Drives: like it's a rental. Rep Power: 2684371	[QUOTE=Spoiler;3974002]Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years? [/QUOTE Puffy Bray... wtf??? Last edited by Zingston; 11-30-2020 at 08:02 PM.

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Spooler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Ga Posts: 14,068 Drives: 2013 Nismo 370z Rep Power: 2684393	You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien against Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.