The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVII

jchammond · 09-08-2020, 08:38 PM

Better stop there; don’t want any painus

Eyes getting heavy

Night errbody

madwi · 09-08-2020, 08:57 PM

Hmm, I hope this isnt a threat... morgue storage was sitting outside my office doors.

Rusty · 09-08-2020, 09:46 PM

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Hmm, I hope this isnt a threat... morgue storage was sitting outside my office doors.

Think someone is trying to tell you something. Like get your azz in gear.

madwi · 09-08-2020, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Think someone is trying to tell you something. Like get your azz in gear.

Quite possible!

Spooler · 09-08-2020, 10:00 PM

My knee is starting to feel better quick this time. It feels like it popped the meniscus back to where it should be. One hell of a way to do it though. OUCH!!!!

madwi · 09-09-2020, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

My knee is starting to feel better quick this time. It feels like it popped the meniscus back to where it should be. One hell of a way to do it though. OUCH!!!!

That is more good news.

Spoiler · 09-08-2020, 10:13 PM

16th night in ICU. Good news is the second Epiglotis that they built for me out of my left chest is working

They now have my right forearm destroyed where they cut it out to make the first Epiglottis that died after two days, then they have my right quad destroyed where they had to peel a patch to try to graft back my right forearm. Then they have cut open my left chest area to borrow muscle from to make the 2nd Epiglottis.

Then of course was the original cut from my left ear to my sternum which is still stapled together from where they opened me up to remove the tumor from the base of my tongue.

They told me in advance that this would be a bad mother fugger of a process, but it was the only way. I guess they weren’t kidding.

I am ready to get the fug out of here.... The sponge baths are not even as good as I dreamed they would be.

Spoiler

Rusty · 09-08-2020, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

16th night in ICU. Good news is the second Epiglotis that they built for me out of my left chest is working

They now have my right forearm destroyed where they cut it out to make the first Epiglottis that died after two days, then they have my right quad destroyed where they had to peel a patch to try to graft back my right forearm. Then they have cut open my left chest area to borrow muscle from to make the 2nd Epiglottis.

Then of course was the original cut from my left ear to my sternum which is still stapled together from where they opened me up to remove the tumor from the base of my tongue.

They told me in advance that this would be a bad mother fugger of a process, but it was the only way. I guess they weren’t kidding.

I am ready to get the fug out of here.... The sponge baths are not even as good as I dreamed they would be.

Spoiler

You've been through hell and back. Kicked the devil's azz, and got the scars to prove it. Remember, chicks dig scars.

Hopefully you start to mend now. No more of this bull chit.

Still on some good drugs?

When you think they will kick you out of ICU?

Spoiler · 09-08-2020, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You've been through hell and back. Kicked the devil's azz, and got the scars to prove it. Remember, chicks dig scars.

Hopefully you start to mend now. No more of this bull chit.

Still on some good drugs?

When you think they will kick you out of ICU?

They said I can go home after I can breathe on my own without this trach sticking out of me. Each day they plug it momentarily until my eyes gloss over and I start kicking. They are trying to work with me on that.

They moved my feeding tubes from my nose to my stomach about a week ago and have taught me and the wife how to pour the smoothies in through there. They said that hopefully I can learn how to swallow and speak again in about 8 weeks and then that set of tubes can be removed too.

So maybe home in 5 days and then hardware free in two months...

old guy · 09-08-2020, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

They said I can go home after I can breathe on my own without this trach sticking out of me. Each day they plug it momentarily until my eyes gloss over and I start kicking. They are trying to work with me on that.

They moved my feeding tubes from my nose to my stomach about a week ago and have taught me and the wife how to pour the smoothies in through there. They said that hopefully I can learn how to swallow and speak again in about 8 weeks and then that set of tubes can be removed too.

So maybe home in 5 days and then hardware free in two months...

Stay strong brother, you’re an inspiration!
Always in my thoughts and prayers
Rick

madwi · 09-08-2020, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by old guy

Stay strong brother, you’re an inspiration!
Always in my thoughts and prayers
Rick

Rusty · 09-08-2020, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

They said I can go home after I can breathe on my own without this trach sticking out of me. Each day they plug it momentarily until my eyes gloss over and I start kicking. They are trying to work with me on that.

They moved my feeding tubes from my nose to my stomach about a week ago and have taught me and the wife how to pour the smoothies in through there. They said that hopefully I can learn how to swallow and speak again in about 8 weeks and then that set of tubes can be removed too.

So maybe home in 5 days and then hardware free in two months...

In a year from now. After you're all healed up. You'll think back and say damn! I'm like a cockroach. I can survive anything. Gimme a Twinkle.

Can't keep a good man down.

You still have some work in front of you. Hopefully it isn't too stressful. Just keep thinking positive.

Think about how you're doing everyday.

madwi · 09-08-2020, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

16th night in ICU. Good news is the second Epiglotis that they built for me out of my left chest is working

They now have my right forearm destroyed where they cut it out to make the first Epiglottis that died after two days, then they have my right quad destroyed where they had to peel a patch to try to graft back my right forearm. Then they have cut open my left chest area to borrow muscle from to make the 2nd Epiglottis.

Then of course was the original cut from my left ear to my sternum which is still stapled together from where they opened me up to remove the tumor from the base of my tongue.

They told me in advance that this would be a bad mother fugger of a process, but it was the only way. I guess they weren’t kidding.

I am ready to get the fug out of here.... The sponge baths are not even as good as I dreamed they would be.

Spoiler

I had called and said that you wanted the skin removed from your penis but they didnt believe me!

Rusty · 09-08-2020, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

I had called and said that you wanted the skin removed from your penis but they didnt believe me!

I thought he wanted an extension? Another 9".

madwi · 09-09-2020, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I thought he wanted an extension? Another 9".

he's in for a surprise when he sees which way they added the 9"!

09-08-2020, 08:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 58 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684395	Better stop there; don’t want any painus Eyes getting heavy Night errbody __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

09-08-2020, 10:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684380	16th night in ICU. Good news is the second Epiglotis that they built for me out of my left chest is working They now have my right forearm destroyed where they cut it out to make the first Epiglottis that died after two days, then they have my right quad destroyed where they had to peel a patch to try to graft back my right forearm. Then they have cut open my left chest area to borrow muscle from to make the 2nd Epiglottis. Then of course was the original cut from my left ear to my sternum which is still stapled together from where they opened me up to remove the tumor from the base of my tongue. They told me in advance that this would be a bad mother fugger of a process, but it was the only way. I guess they weren’t kidding. I am ready to get the fug out of here.... The sponge baths are not even as good as I dreamed they would be. Spoiler Last edited by Spoiler; 09-08-2020 at 10:37 PM. Reason: The

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