The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVI

Ghostvette

I've eaten in settings that would make most people choke, dirt and dust everywhere, we hadn't seen showers in a week or more and the food was green (literally). But at GC, OMG..... Some of those people hadn't seen a shower in a month, the smell as I walked in the door was awful. Supervision of children was non-existent, it's like the parents just turned their kids loose to do whatever they wanted. We couldn't find a clean table anywhere, most were covered in trash and plates that were overflowing with food and no one in sight.

We had to clear a table, I found a clean(?) towel and a bottle of something that said 'disinfectant', and sprayed and dried the table before I would even put a tray on it. Then I had some person come up and tell me that I needed to do their table. I laughed, handed them the towel & spray and said "Have at it"...

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Spooler

You are bringing back memories from my time in Somalia. You would wear your uniform for as long as you could stand yourself. When I got home, I pulled my cloths out to wash them and I just about knocked my roommate out of his chair. Those cloths walked to the washer machine all by themselves.

Ghostvette

I'd have to strip right inside the door of my apartment and head straight to the shower. Most times, it took 2 trips through the washer to get them clean. I did scare the hell out of a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses.. they knocked on the door as I was half dressed, still had my cartridge belt with 45 on, along with cammie trousers & boots. I grabbed a beat-up Bible I took to the field, flung open the door and bellowed "HAVE YOU HEARD THE STORY ABOUT JEEEEEESUS?' They ran....

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