The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVI

redondoaveb · 04-24-2020, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

I really miss the hot babe hard body women's beach volleyball tournaments! That never gets old!

At least there's some of that where i am now.

Hopefully we'll be able to have them this summer.

asht · 04-24-2020, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

My mom always tells me I have thick Skull as she continuously whips my azz with a bamboo stick!

I never learned my lesson to this day!

I guess my sutures are made of Lock-tight Blue!

Your Mom would get on well with mine then as mine used to whip my *** with a bamboo stick as well

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BettyZ · 04-24-2020, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Jealous you didnt get an invite duuuude? More to the point, however, why you so angry at life?

It's not his fault, duuuude. EW's lithium prescription is sourced from India. Supply chain issues and all that...

BettyZ · 04-24-2020, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

gonna be wrenching on the infinity most of the day tomorrow.. good times.

Infiniti*

BettyZ · 04-24-2020, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

It's a job, it is not supposed to be fun. I am working my arse off right now due to the Rona. Keeping a Wireless network up and running full steam ahead takes hard work and many good people. Folks are depending on us for their ability to communicate whether it is a phone call or any data application. Many folks are using our network to work from home. So yeah, there is lots of pressure on us to perform.

Performance pressure is a real thing, right Jarbooboo?

BettyZ · 04-24-2020, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

as much as you and zingston are sucking on each other's twats, im sure you've seen these quite a few times..

Brother, those are harsh words from someone who hasn't seen a vagina since the day he came out of one.

JARblue · 04-24-2020, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I'm not a city boy. Never lived in the city. Been rural my whole life.

Too many azzholes in the city.

But when you live in the city you get to fck with the azzholes

I remember a trip to NYC when I was in middle school (so 1992ish) the teacher told us not to make eye contact with people on the sidewalk. Kid had already been mugged in the airport when we arrived and lost nearly $1K in spending cash - lol serves him right, privileged fckr. My parents sent me with $40 spending cash for the trip

Anyway, I took that as a challenge. Even got one guy to say "fùck you" to me as we passed simply because I was smiling and staring at him with such an on-top-of-the-world-shìt-eating-grin. Teacher grabbed my arm and quickly pulled me away as I responded with "have a nice day". To this day it tickles me how shitty that guy's life much have been to just blurt out like that to a 12 year old

Nowadays, I look for the azzhole glued to their phone. Line myself up with them and stop 10 ft in front of them and brace for impact. Best case scenario is I have something to drop so I can just give them that much more shìt about paying attention to where they are walking. Or they just fall over from the impact (haven't done that one in a while

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asht · 04-24-2020, 11:14 PM

I think the Nobel prize is a joke tbh

Obama received it 8 months into his first term.

Dubya was nominated before he was sworn in. FFS Yasser Arafat and Shimon Perez won it (look how that turned out)who would get the posthumous award? Adolf Hitler? Pol Pot? Robert Mugabe?

Years to come, when I’m hopefully old
And driving a Honda. I hope I can look back and say thank you to you all. Helped keep me sane ish

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Rusty · 04-24-2020, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

beautiful south florida...

i love it..

South Florida. The Cubans call that North Cuba. Ever been through Little Havana? Got some great food.

But Spanish better be your first languish.

JARblue · 04-24-2020, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

as much as you and zingston are sucking on each other's twats, im sure you've seen these quite a few times..

a comeback

... finally

Rusty · 04-24-2020, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Dang... Rusty's a bit edgy tonight.

Paying bills tonight.

Or as it is called, Exchange day, or 'pay this mofo, and pay that mofo".

JARblue · 04-24-2020, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Paying bills tonight.

Or as it is called, Exchange day, or 'pay this mofo, and pay that mofo".

Just tell them you can't pay. I'm getting a lot of messages from my creditors telling me I don't have to pay if I can't. I guess it's good that I can pay. But I'd rather tell them to fck off lol

Spooler · 04-24-2020, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Paying bills tonight.

Or as it is called, Exchange day, or 'pay this mofo, and pay that mofo".

Glad I am not the only one who turns into an Azzhole when paying bills.

asht · 04-24-2020, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

Glad I am not the only one who turns into an Azzhole when paying bills.

Glad I’m not the only one

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asht · 04-24-2020, 11:35 PM

Not bad for a 27 year old interior

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04-24-2020, 11:14 PM	#3443 (permalink)
asht Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 494 Drives: 2010 370z Roadster Rep Power: 117448	I think the Nobel prize is a joke tbh Obama received it 8 months into his first term. Dubya was nominated before he was sworn in. FFS Yasser Arafat and Shimon Perez won it (look how that turned out)who would get the posthumous award? Adolf Hitler? Pol Pot? Robert Mugabe? Years to come, when I’m hopefully old And driving a Honda. I hope I can look back and say thank you to you all. Helped keep me sane ish Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Rusty likes this.

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asht Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 494 Drives: 2010 370z Roadster Rep Power: 117448	Not bad for a 27 year old interior Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Rusty, Ghostvette and sx moneypit like this.

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